Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Funny Shit

profile picture
Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Last Saturday night i was walking over to Wal Mart to buy some pop about 2:30 in the morning well when i was walking some guy in a Honda Accord drove buy so I decided to flip him off when i did that he backed up and said he was going to blast me and all this other shit. Then i got real funny he pulled a gun on me and told me to run. Well being a dumb ass I threw a sandwich at him and told him to go fuck himself. so he left and i saw him go to some apartments and i went and found his car and broke all the windows out. It was so fun!
Sep 30 2003 4:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
YOU REBEL!!
___________________
Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Sep 30 2003 4:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
he pulled a gun on you so you threw your sandwich at him? HAHAHA idiot.

FARP Trailer
'Simply put, the greatest trailer ever'- Resnick13
FARP Forum
www.FARP.tk
Sep 30 2003 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
as soon as someone would pull a gun on me id stop cocking off cuz then its just asking for it


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Sep 30 2003 8:51PM
0 0
profile picture
PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ya dude are you trying to get shot, and where the fuck do you live?











Go Big and Die!
Sep 30 2003 8:57PM
0 0
profile picture
linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
you are a dumb fuck


i sniff permanent markers

UNBAN MOMMY!!!
Sep 30 2003 8:59PM
0 0
profile picture
221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
you didnt pee in his car after you broke his windows??? you pussy, you only did half the job. Thats like taking a shit and not wiping your ass.

----------------------
'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
Sep 30 2003 9:00PM
0 0
profile picture
C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
if only you did get shot you fucking idiot
Sep 30 2003 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
oh man good story... i love wal-mart.

~Jameson~
*********************************************************
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL
*********************************************************
Sep 30 2003 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
you fuggin dumbass
Sep 30 2003 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
I would've eaten the sandwich
Sep 30 2003 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
dont lie you stupid fuck. your story eats taint shit fucker.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'
Sep 30 2003 10:36PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)