Replying to Funny story needs photoshop

ok so i was going to VT friday and we stoped at dunkin donuts and i was with my brother, cousin and a freind. we walk in and we were waiting for our food and we get into a conversation about john mccain and his wife. then my brother just blurted out, mccain has pigs hooves and me, my brother and my freind catch on and start convincing my very gullible cousin that john mccain got his feet amputated and replaced by pigs hooves in veitnam. she goes on and was like, "hes a senator, why cant he just buy feet" and we just said he couldnt find any his size. And all she thought of was like, "how does he go to the beach" which is very random.
but anyways

NS Make John Mccain have pigs hooves