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SKI THIEVES IN A$PEN HIS NAME, IS SAM

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Thecriscokid
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
So I followed a kid the other day how was running away with my EP PROS... He works at Gorsuch in Aspen and his name is SAM. Don't be cool to this kid he is a thieving bastard...
Feb 24 2008 7:52PM
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Journey
Posts: 421 - Karma: 16
i hope you kicked the shit out of him
Feb 24 2008 7:55PM
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eheath
Posts: 61489 - Karma: 122,111
A$pen? Why the $? $ for s's isn't that cool...
Feb 24 2008 7:56PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
You didnt get your skis back or beat the shit out of him?
Feb 24 2008 7:58PM
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Thecriscokid
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
The $ for S is great.
It means get a job and buy your own.
As for $am. he'll probably be needing a new job real soon
Feb 24 2008 7:59PM
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Thecriscokid
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
Got my skis back of course. A cop friend went and said hello as well.
Feb 24 2008 8:03PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
good, we dont need people stealing skis, or anything for that matter..
Feb 24 2008 8:12PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
Ah good call. What happened with the cop?
Feb 24 2008 8:13PM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
wanna actually explain your story for what went down
Feb 24 2008 8:31PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Don't make a thread like this unless youre willing to go into greater detail.
Feb 24 2008 8:33PM
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shoenice22
Posts: 646 - Karma: 11
20000+ posts? Posting on newschoolers isnt that cool....
Feb 24 2008 8:36PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
hahaha
Feb 24 2008 8:43PM
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shredwards
Posts: 417 - Karma: 68
Good story, could use more detail though. Stealing peoples skis is soo gay, its all about stealing cheeseburgers though, cant believe stowe chargers like 7 bux. Speaking of Stowe, watch out for your skis and boards there, thieving high schoolers got their february break.
Feb 24 2008 8:48PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
My 2 buddies went skiing (first time of the season) They split they're skis and put them at opposite ends and went in for a few mins. Came out and the Invaders and brand new Ar6's were gone.
Feb 24 2008 8:54PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
tell us the whole story, now i'm intrigued

Feb 24 2008 8:58PM
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GUZ
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 255
yes please
Feb 24 2008 9:03PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
yeah find out his full name please
Feb 24 2008 9:27PM
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Thecriscokid
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
Here it goes.
I'm walking from the back of my store to the front after changing and one of the girls says "are those you skis out front?"  "yeah why"  "cause someone's running off with them" So I run up different  set of stairs and see one of the guys next door who saw it go down and say, Is that Keith?  He says I think so?? and I start running after him at about half speed and follow the only guy in the gondola plaza running. Still thinking maybe it is Keith? Looks like him. but I just skied with him and he's not wearing that, no way. so I storm into Gorsuch ski shop and look around, then into the back where the punk is in the back just starting to scarf down lunch. I say "what the @&%# are you doing with my skis!"  He's all , with this, I just smoked some really cheap hemp..."what skis??" I say give me my damn skis"  AAAHH, "there my friend Taylor's from Aspen Square, I'm aaa just picking them up for him"    "where are they!"  and I start looking around.  he looks in the direction where they are and I grab them and storm off. Later I call the manager from the shop who I know and lay it on him the I call the cops. Kicking the shit out did cross my mind, but so did my sinus surgery that I had 4 days earlier.  Anyway the kid left the poles behind so... not doing his buddy any favors picking up his skis and leaving his poles behind.  Its been a couple days and I haven't herd from the cop yet, who wanted me to press charges. Bottom line is. If the kid can't produce the exact same skis that his friend "has" (by the way, they are the only EP Pros I've seen in town) I'll let the cops have there way.  It's the typical, walk across the street and steal your neighbors skis.
Thats it for now. I'll update when I know more
Feb 24 2008 10:34PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
go to the kid and tell him to pay you 200 bucks or you press charges
Feb 24 2008 10:45PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Then when he gives you the cash, punch him in the face, lots.
Feb 24 2008 11:01PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
his name is robert paulsen
Feb 24 2008 11:06PM
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milena.
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from my perspective, he is screwed. stealing skis is ultimate bad karma. what goes around comes around.

Feb 24 2008 11:30PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Stealing skis is as low as you can get.

It should be punishable by tearing of acls
Feb 24 2008 11:38PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
$am $hot the cop in the kneecap and ran off into the hood of A$pen
Feb 24 2008 11:44PM
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JstHuckIt
Posts: 422 - Karma: 16
Notice here, how he shoots him in the knee so he won't be charged with attempted murder...
Smart move
Feb 24 2008 11:55PM
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Silence
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Good old fight club. Great movie.
Feb 24 2008 11:56PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
what a fag....i would of laid one on him
Feb 25 2008 12:05AM
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R.I.P.BigTree
Posts: 254 - Karma: 17
fuck that kid he's a bitch 10-20 tonight means highlands tomorrow though...wordd
Feb 25 2008 1:11AM
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