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Retarded and Lazy Ass Dogs

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AndyBill
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I have 3 of the LAziest and most retarded dogs in the world... They have taken over all the furniture...

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Does anyone else have realllllly lay dogs like this
Feb 22 2008 10:17AM
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D-HAWK
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i do  haha except a little dog not a big one haha
Feb 22 2008 10:20AM
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illy
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
ahaha those dogs are great
Feb 22 2008 10:41AM
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M+M
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how much did all 3 of them cost
Feb 22 2008 10:44AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
i have a super lazy dog but he is only 15lbs so he doesnt take up any space.
Feb 22 2008 11:16AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
my dog definitely used to be like that haha, unfortunately he passed away a few months ago. Heres a pic of him being a bum on the floor, i dont think i have any of him on the couch that he made smell like dog and become completely mis shapen
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Feb 22 2008 11:24AM
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Mezmerize19
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lazy dogs are awesome dude
Feb 22 2008 11:29AM
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jimmychung
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haha my yellow lab chills like that on her back sometimes too
Feb 22 2008 11:30AM
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keeky
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my cat and my dog are lazy pieces of shit
Feb 22 2008 11:32AM
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bluecup
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
haha this is funny
Feb 22 2008 12:22PM
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lakesideflight
Posts: 95 - Karma: 10
haha, my dogs are lazy but they don't lay all over the furniture like that, thats hilarious
Feb 22 2008 12:31PM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
how old are they cause my dogs like 14 and all it does anymore is lay around
Feb 22 2008 12:40PM
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N-John360
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My dog finds it necessary to sleep two inches away from me on my bed. This makes it very hard to actually sleep. When you try to move him he growls.
Feb 22 2008 12:52PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
hahahah my dawg used to do that too. And then nip your fingers if you kept trying
Feb 22 2008 1:12PM
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Duffle_Bag_Boy
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my dog laid in the sun all day yesterday. never moved, god what a life
Feb 22 2008 1:17PM
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Mat.
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omg that dog had so much sloth like potential!

yeah my dog lies around on her couch all day. wish i had that kinda life!
Feb 22 2008 1:20PM
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gbirrd
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im taking care of a dog right now for my friend. this dog has fucking adhd. like hers everywhere i swear he doesnt sleep. i fucking hate it every minute hes around you . i fucking hate this dog
Feb 22 2008 1:55PM
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brenker
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haha my dog sleeps like that..on his back and he runs in his sleep haha

Feb 22 2008 2:01PM
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salamander
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i know how you feel i was in the exact same situation. i was watching my cousin's puggle(pug/beagle mix) and that little fucker never stopped moving or tearing shit up.

Feb 22 2008 2:04PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
haha
Feb 22 2008 2:09PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Here is just a retarded dog.

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Feb 22 2008 2:40PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
Dogs

My dogs are full of energy!  2 brothers that are half pit half boxer and one staffordshire pit.  Dogs are awesome!
Feb 22 2008 2:47PM
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TheWorst
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no, that is a retarded owner... i hate people who make there pets look like retards
Feb 22 2008 3:17PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
NO, we have to do that to her. I live on a ranch and her coat gets burs and sand in it. Then it gets matted up. So we clip her right before summer.
Feb 22 2008 3:23PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
its kind of funny to think that dog might not understand how stupid he looks to a human
Feb 22 2008 4:18PM
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shibby
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<3 thread.
Feb 22 2008 4:22PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
She does get embarrassed when we do it. She hides behind my mom. Have to do it though.
Feb 22 2008 4:24PM
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Yauch
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you should put cloths on him instead, like a jumpsuit or something
Feb 22 2008 4:26PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Fuck that! I can see her swimming in the pond right now or seeing my other dog Maui ripping it off.
Feb 22 2008 4:47PM
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gbirrd
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haha nice. but yea i did that to my cat. i left his head and his feet unshaved. it looked so funny
Feb 22 2008 5:09PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
aww..those dogs r cute..except the one with all the fur shaved off..they should make dog chairs specifically for dogs
Feb 22 2008 5:12PM
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je_te_baise
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the original ROMEO being lazy as a mohafucka...ahahahah


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romeo teaching his lil sister ZELDA how to rip shit up...


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dogs are so much more fun than people

Feb 22 2008 5:19PM
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je_te_baise
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look at his eyes on the first one mahahahah
Feb 22 2008 5:20PM
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Shpadoinkle
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My dog is cute. How can you say such a thing? The picture would be cute and hilarious if she was actually looking at the camera. Dog with the head. HAHA!
Feb 22 2008 5:51PM
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EastcoastAR5
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My Lab after a long night on the town...

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Feb 22 2008 6:37PM
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kepler.
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Hahah so good.

When my dog was still around (RIP Sassy) she was so lazy, thats why I loved her. I would just chill on the ground with her all day and we'd watch tv or just talk.
Feb 22 2008 6:57PM
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SHastatahoe
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Olive is so hot right now.
Feb 22 2008 7:09PM
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AndyBill
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 179
this dog sleeps, and then when it gets thirsty it moves a foot and drinks straight out of the toilet
Feb 23 2008 11:13PM
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TheWorst
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yea yea, i know in some cases you have to do that. i had to do that with my cat once. i felt really sorry for it. but some people actually do that because they think it looks good or something.
Feb 24 2008 2:14AM
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pbplaya69
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My lab is deffanatly lazy, I have a yellow one and used to have a black but she passed, *abill* I like your dogs your supporting almost all the minortys.

Feb 24 2008 8:42AM
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2+2=5
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i know this is about dogs. but heres my cat being a lazy ass

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Feb 24 2008 9:16AM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
i can see this thread turning into NS dogfights so easily.
Feb 24 2008 1:16PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
I am soooo fucking jealous i want a pit sooo bad are they really hard to raise if you could pm me i am really interested
Feb 24 2008 3:09PM
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AndyBill
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 179
michael vick!
Feb 24 2008 5:24PM
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