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Superbad quote?

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.d.
Posts: 927 - Karma: 12
whats the one quote where one of the officers say something about getting ladies at a pumpkin patch?
Feb 20 2008 10:28PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
"a pumpkin patch.... just anywhere social."

??? 
Feb 20 2008 10:50PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
i dont kno but the best one is
"the funny thing about my back, is that its located on my cock"
that is pure gold
Feb 20 2008 11:39PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
balls?
Feb 20 2008 11:40PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
haha best line of the movie
Feb 20 2008 11:42PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
"whatever dude something like 8% of kids do it"
Feb 20 2008 11:44PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
"Jewels wants my cock in....and around her mouth"-Seth

Feb 20 2008 11:49PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. Except one of your cocks could kill someone.
Feb 21 2008 12:47AM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
ahhhh mcmuffin- drunk bum on the bus
Feb 21 2008 12:55AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
"yeah, well i don't...that's really messed up..................

.....supergay"
Feb 21 2008 12:56AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
thats probably the best one...or

Cops - "Spread your shit!...Spread your shit!...pussies on the pavement!"
Feb 21 2008 1:03AM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
mclovin? what the fuck?
it was either mclovin or muhammed
muhammed? do you see a fuckin muhammed around here?
muhammed is the most common name in the world. read a fuckin book
Feb 21 2008 2:15AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.

Officer Michaels: We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Fogell: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.





Feb 21 2008 2:32AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
"ohh im so wet"

"they um told me that would happen in health class"
Feb 21 2008 2:33AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
-Why don't you go pee your pants?
-That was like 8 years ago!
-People don't forget!

-Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
-Was he African? No, he was like you.
-He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie
Feb 21 2008 2:35AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6302 - Karma: 6,567
"i assume you all have guns and crack"
-cop
Feb 21 2008 2:40AM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
"I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it."
Feb 21 2008 3:10AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hahaha he looks like such a dork in real life too
Feb 21 2008 3:28AM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Naw its different "a pumpkin patch given the time of year...just somewhere social"
Thats the right one
Feb 21 2008 8:28AM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

my personal favorite... also

"can you get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade"
"Yeah i can do that, that's kinda gay, but i can do that"
Feb 21 2008 8:36AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
no one said chica chica yea fake id fake id
Feb 21 2008 9:42AM
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shaundaslider
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
haha that line made me laugh the most.
awesome movie that one
Feb 23 2008 9:24AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I have a booonneerr
Feb 23 2008 9:30AM
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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46

wait a second..he acually says fake id? i own the movie and have watched it atleast 20 times and i always thought he was just saying figadie or something wierd like that..hahah well thanks for informing me

Feb 23 2008 9:58AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
"You know how i hide my boner?  i put it up in my waist band. not only does it hide it,
it feels super good.  I swear to god, one time i almost blew a load in my belly button."
Feb 23 2008 10:05AM
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Grodent87
Posts: 361 - Karma: 15
"Did you just call me a bitch?"
Feb 23 2008 10:47AM
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golf
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 14
I could quote that movie all day.
Feb 23 2008 11:07AM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17
"samesies"
Feb 23 2008 2:15PM
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adamlw
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law
Feb 23 2008 2:32PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
Dude this party's gonna be redonk, this party's gonna have alchohol, this party's gonna have chicks, this party may even have a slip n slide. Will you ride it? I will, will you ride it? Maybe, I hope so.

She's makeing a pub salad and she wants me to add the dressing
Feb 23 2008 2:32PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
hahahahaha  yesss if we put all this together we could quote pretty much the whole movie

now i feel like watching it, great movie.
Feb 23 2008 3:28PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11

"its in Oh my god, its in" --- fogul

"three weeks left of school, gimme a fuckin break"--- seth

Feb 23 2008 3:32PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
"Hey man were blood brothers" ahahahahahha.
Feb 23 2008 3:52PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I tried to think of more then realized that entire movie is one long epically hysterical quote.
Feb 23 2008 9:45PM
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