Replying to Bad cooking

wow...so today has been a day of bad cooking on my part. i knew i was bad but i didn't know how bad.

 so i haven't had mac n' cheese in years so i decided to try and make some, how hard could it be? i mean theres picture book directions on the box...yeah...didn't go so well, i put mixed the milk/cheese too early i guess? cause the cheese milk was a little runny? pretty gross looking, so i just kinda chucked it.

then i decided to try to make my grandma's old russian pancakes. everything was going alright i guess but like my mom called and one was essentially incinerated (sp?) the fire alarm went off so i took it out of the wall. then one stuck to the pan and the smell of burning pancakes filled the house. a few minutes later i got a call from my neighbors telling me to check the kitchen for a fire and to make sure i was ok....damn it, i'm never cooking on my own again.

anyone else have any cooking disasters to make mine pale in comparison?


p.s at age 6 or so while my babysitter was asleep i ruined the stove/wall near stove when what i was cooking caught fire and erupted in a giant flame. i really shouldn't go into the kitchen...