its DICK SQUANDELS SUPER SALE ROUND 2, containing more freshness that ever before.
so without any more hold up i bring to you my crap...
First up we have some summer items...
here we have a pair of billabong boardshorts. they are a tan in color with a criss cross pattern guaranteed to make your package look bigger as you strut your thin pale body down the waters edge. causing women to salivate over you.
Size: 38
Price: a gnaralicious dude $20
next we have a pair of blue aka OZONE as some of you now call blue, split boardshorts, they have a zebra like pattern on the sides meant to camoflauge you in the weeds of the dunes because a pack of ravenous women are hunting you down to jump on your meat. the blue also confuses them when set against the blue water of the ocean temporarily giving you time to make your daring escape.
Size: 38
Price: a tubular $20
last up for the summer items is a cute pair of kirra boardshorts, the girls flock to you like a bunch of hungry seagulls to boardwalk french fries spilled in the sand...enough said.
Size: 36
Price: a radical $20
on all boardshort sizes run smaller.
now for our winter collection:
up first we have a NJ nets jersey #5 jason kidd, its a stiched jersey not a pressed one so its pretty nice quality, and man let me tell you this thing does its job i had people stopping me asking me if i was jason kidd all the time even though im a 6ft 233lbs. midly unathletic teenager so buy up and get your pictures taken with pretty ladies at you local mall.
Size: L
Price: an insignificant $20
up next we have a epic purple bucks jersey #6 andrew bogut, this thing really didnt do its job people didnt ask me if i was andy bogut, oh well it might work for you. this one is a pressed jersey
Size: L
Price: $15
next we have a matix hoodie, this thing is hottttt its got a thermal lining to keep you toasty on the coldest of nights and its got a sick striped outer shell the waterproofing is 0k but thats alright is getting wet really that bad.
Size: XXL
Price: $30
now we have a DNA underdunk Jacket, this thing is legit i love this jacket and hate to see it go i just need some money for college. its 15k WP and looks fresher than your local grocery store vegetable selection.
Size: XXL (fits a little smaller)
Price: $120
ive got a blue EC headwear Baller beanie that i believe is sold out for the season, so get it here where i jack up the price so much becuase you cant get it anywhere else hahahahahahaaaaa.
Price: $30.........................nooooo im not mean ha.....srsly $10
Size: fresh
next we have a pair of brown burton pipe gloves, the brown is a nice touch because it makes it look as if you have been wallowing in someones asshole for quite sometime just without the annoying stench so buy up.
Size: L
Price: $20
my little pony not included, just for decoration.
next we have a 59/50 hat, this thing is siiiiiccccckkkkkk. and thats all there is to it.
Size 7-5/8
Price: $25
secondly on the selling block we have a pair of everyones favorite snowboarder to hate SHAUN WHITE pants. they are silver grey in color and have a tweed like pattern on them they are missing a few buttons but who needs buttons anyway. these are made by everyones favorite snowboarding company burton.
SZ: XL
Price: an affordable 60.00USD
nextly we have a uber fly obermeyer kiska parka, now when i say this thing is hot i mean it, the ladies of all ages with be dry humping the ground you walk on. not sure of the waterproofing but i know from first hand experience that this thing will repel any kind of free alcohol people throw at you because you look so damn good in this parka.
SZ: L
Price: a flattering 70.00USD
afterly ive got a pair of salomon performa 2's i believe they are a wonderful pair of boots, a little ugly maybe but hey what can i say we have all once in our life kinda had a thing for the poor ugly girl in our class. so do these boots a favor pick em up love on em for a year or two then dump them on the side of the road by alta for some ski bum to find and have a coronary over. i beleive the size is 30-30.5 if thats possible i dont even remember when i was fitted for these i told the guy size 12 street shoe and he handed me those.
SZ: 30-30.5
Price: a nifty 30.00USD
now we have some electronics...sorta...
first we have a logitech mouse, don't know much about it just kinda found it in my room im baffled as to how it got there. dont have any software not really sure if you would need any again i have no idea about this product except that it does turn on.
Size: good
Price: $20
now for those nikon users ive got a 55-200mm tele lens like new only used it for a short amount of time before upgrading, great lens though.
Price: $60
Last of all we have some of my sporst card collesction:
some nice sutff here :
058/325- eli manning jersey card
Price: Best Offer
37/99- maurice lucas greats of the game
113/999- j.j. redick rookie
077/500- mardy collins
michael jordan ovation
james white auto
yao ming reflections
khalil greene jersey card
814/999 tyrus thomas rookie
price: BEST OFFER
so thats it finally lads and gents.
this sale endorsed by:
gumbi does not use steroids, so you shouldnt either.
gumbi and my little pony.
oh god brokeback mountain, oh god RIP heath ledger...
thats all folks.
