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Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

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anxju
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ok so that post office scam thread was hilarious, and i think it deserves its own thread.

until like 4th grade, i thought it was bading suit, not bathing suit.
and until like 2 years ago, i thought mild meant medium

anyone else got their stories?

Feb 13 2008 3:33AM
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Shpadoinkle
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It was a chick wasn't it?



Somebody needs to stop watching Sweet Home Alabama.
Feb 20 2008 8:12PM
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Shpadoinkle
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No. A pony is a pony, and a horse is a horse. It's not about the size, it's about the breed.
Feb 20 2008 8:19PM
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JoeTheRipper
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Oral sex was talking about sex/ phone sex for an embarrassingly long time for me, and none of you mentioned it therefore I feel even a little more stupid.
Feb 20 2008 8:29PM
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Sno.
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hahahahaha
Feb 23 2008 1:17PM
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gbirrd
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ahaha thats asome. well i have to say im still not sure is asien pussy really does smell like wet dog. lots of ppl say it does i duno
Feb 23 2008 7:54PM
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awsome_mccool
Posts: 256 - Karma: 21
dont worry, your not the only one
Feb 23 2008 7:55PM
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skiP.E.I.
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my 16 year old brother still says "pisghetti"
Feb 23 2008 8:01PM
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billy092
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 12
baving suit- bathing suit
hair port-airport
fighter fighter-fire fighter

Feb 23 2008 8:16PM
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word-sauce
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up until about i month ago i was still debating wether between the goalies legs in hockey was pie hole or five hole. I've decided on five hole but the only reason i can think of is cause its the fifth hole? maybe?
Feb 23 2008 8:33PM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15
same it always looked like a G to me i was like wha the fuck
Feb 23 2008 9:01PM
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dinopudge
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...no its not. haha. there are pony breeds and horse breeds but anything under 14.2 is considered a pony.
Feb 23 2008 10:27PM
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Bigwoods
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Haha we had a debate on that and when we started talking about "assisted suicide" a kid was like "What the hell are you talking about, we're talking about kids not death!"
Feb 23 2008 10:37PM
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AOTEAROA
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BAHAHA same bro, same. I thought Ravi Shankar was weird and then that shit just blew my mind.
Feb 24 2008 12:52AM
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Faggghkxd
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when i was little i thought the civil war was the silver war and i used to think cum meant come, so wenever my friends were like hes definately cumming id be like where?? and theyd just laugh
Feb 24 2008 1:08AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
I combined jaguar and leopard and went to the zoo trying to find a jeapord a few times....until I was like 9
Feb 24 2008 1:11AM
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caucasian_chad
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I used to think rum and coke was roman coke
and bikini was a type of dance (don't ask me how)
Feb 24 2008 1:28AM
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skiP.E.I.
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I never had a problem with the D, but i did always wonder why there was a p at the end instead of a y?
Feb 26 2008 5:58PM
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michelle
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well fuck i just learned that now then..
Feb 26 2008 7:55PM
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cobble_hills
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
I've had to explain this time and time again to people, because its something they hold so true.

   When someone tells you that lice like clean hair, they are wrong. Why the fuck would lice like clean hair? To make the dirty kids not feel so bad. If you've gotten lice, you're dirty. Im sorry.
Feb 26 2008 8:29PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
I thought News Corp was a division of Viacom.

Now I feel bad about sending all those dirty emails and kiddie porn to Sumner Redstone. I'll probably have to kill myself.
Feb 26 2008 8:42PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
i ordered it at a restaurant and the thye laughed at me

sad face

i was such a silly 5 year old
Feb 26 2008 8:43PM
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word-sauce
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Isn't it centrifical force? Centripidal just sounds weird

Feb 26 2008 8:45PM
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smooticus
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I was thought the chorus to the song "who do you love" was "poopy love" lol
Feb 26 2008 8:49PM
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williams
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today on the way home from school.. i realized EMINEM the rappers name is based off of the two M's in his name

Marshall Mathers

M AND M=EMINEM

who knew?????

i was baffled since EMINEM was my favorite artist in like 6th grade.

Feb 26 2008 10:00PM
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timmmy
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http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/sci/A0811114.html
Feb 26 2008 10:11PM
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Hergotti
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LOL SO DID I
Feb 26 2008 10:15PM
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Nicholas.
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its five.........
Feb 26 2008 10:16PM
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.BaconatoR
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when i was little i said "grills" instead of girls.

i also thought that the guy on the back of alaska airlines planes was the KFC guy
Feb 26 2008 10:22PM
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BULLSEMEN
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i used to think connor vee was a gremlin untill i relized that he was acually a 8 year old boy
Feb 26 2008 10:52PM
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Sno.
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centrifugal force?
Feb 26 2008 11:24PM
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WBKrz
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Ok until i was like idk 12 13 i said insted of last night i would say " Yesterday Night" hahahaha and i had no clue!
Feb 26 2008 11:53PM
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DANETRON
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IT IS nuking it

Feb 27 2008 1:26PM
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Jwalk
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i thought it was febuary for so long and i also thought it was wensday
Feb 27 2008 4:03PM
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freezed
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centrifugal force and centripetal force are different things.
Feb 27 2008 4:20PM
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Jwalk
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i thought it was pronounced john olsson for a while but now i know its jon
i also thought it was candie thovex for a long time
Feb 27 2008 4:24PM
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-lincoln-
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tim Mortons
Feb 27 2008 4:35PM
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mitchk
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ur dumb it is nuking it that guys teacher was a fuckin retard. what a dumbass teacher was he french? newting haha. idiot.

when i was five i used to call the new jersey devils the wrenches when i couldnt remember their name cause there logo looks kinda like wrench.
Feb 27 2008 5:09PM
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TheButterHashira
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I thought that in the 6th grade. I thought it involved a blow dryer thouhg. I misunderstood my friend at lunch one day when he explained to me what red sex bracelets stood for.
Feb 27 2008 5:18PM
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salamander
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until i was like 6 i called a jumprope a bazooka. idk.
i thought worms would melt on your tongue like ice does. idk.
Feb 27 2008 7:09PM
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Stone421
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In that "from sea to shining sea" song, the patriotic one, i always thought it was amber waves of gray, not amber waves of grain. I think it was around 6th grade when i found out.

Feb 27 2008 7:30PM
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Bean_Slc
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i used to think that an air guitar was the one that made the really high pitch noises
Feb 27 2008 9:46PM
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jibmaster_josh
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i thought you could eat a little bit of ANYTHING and survive. as long as it was only a little bit. then i heard abbout poison n shit
Feb 27 2008 10:44PM
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samwise
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Ultra violent rays, or my 65 year old grandmother's version: "Sam you have to protect yourself from the sun, you don't want to mess with those 'SUV' Rays"
Feb 27 2008 10:59PM
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da-bling
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glad to hear i wasnt the only one
Feb 27 2008 11:18PM
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Dr.Scholl
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untill i was 8 i thought water towers had sharks in them
its cuz i an a little bro an my big bro likes messing with me
Feb 27 2008 11:26PM
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skifree919
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my older bro and sis once explained to me and convinced me that when you blink and open your eyes, everything is upside down for a split second before your brain turns it rightside up. I stood blinking for like 5 minutes claiming that i could see the upside down image hahaha.

Also, the signs on highways "bridge freezes before road surface" confused me until like last year, and I'm 20 years old. 

Also the joke in forrest gump where bubba asks, "have you ever been on a shrimp boat?" and forrest says, "no but I've been on a real big boat"   I didn't get that joke for like the first 8 times i watched
Feb 27 2008 11:46PM
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K2skipunk
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aluminum was amalunim for a while back there
Feb 28 2008 12:39AM
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Sno.
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that's so hard to say
Feb 28 2008 1:17PM
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salothruster181
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i always thought that pop up campers were hot tubs behind cars

Feb 28 2008 3:13PM
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Thomson.
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I always thought that one song about sex was "sexual feeling" not "sexual healing".
Feb 28 2008 3:21PM
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