a coulple MAD lib Stories

The other day i found there were no more twinkies or vseline.'what can i do now?' i thought, so I bought two jugs of vaseline from bj's wholesale, and thought gosh, i can't use this all on my own! so i called jordan von schlaagen, my gay german friend but he was drunk and speaking in german-pig-latin, so in the end i decided to use it all myself, but then guess who showed up... the one person i wouldn't have expected..george washington, and he took the vaseline and started to clean his wooden teeth with it, then moved on to his well-girthed member

today i found out that my parents are actually professional pumbicin seed eaters And thats the only reason that... i am accually here today one newschoolers, because my dad was high on pumpkin seeds and made a move on... my brother, because my brother is a funkadelic 80's kickass rock star...who wears tight leather pants and stuffs like ricky martin but then it turned out that hes not my brother... and my dad...is not my dad but i have to go to school now but i decided not to go to school because i pooed my pants and peed all over my cat soo my cat said 'tell that bitch to make me some pancakes', and then i remembered i already made pancakes so i smacked it on the ass and locked in my mailbox, then the mailman came and he said 'tiem for LOLOL buttescksz?' and then he poked his cat in the 'rusty bullet hole'. with a huge broom, the cat let out the biggest MEOW ever and the mailman realized that it...was not a cat it was really a blow-up doll with whiskers so the mailman proceeded to... tie the whiskers into square knots, cause square knots turned him on because he was a sailor and he forgot how to tie a bowline so he said' hey brit, why must you psot so much in this thread' and she said...it turns me on...'cause the nerve endings in my fingers get aroused by all the typing. why should it matter?' so djexteme said come here bitch and...let me hug you for i wish to... inseminate...what the fuck??? {end}

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NS Special Education

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