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We're All Fucked

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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
and u fuckin know it, if dont think so, pull your head out of your ass, in 50 years everyone will be a bunch of internet weenies like some of you, they wont go outside to meet people, theyll go to school online, theyll date online, theyll occasionally meet to have sex and ultimately kids, but thats only for the privelaged few who are aloud to reproduce (sorry all you hicks out there, rosy palm will have to do), i heard on the radio the other day that if your single and over 25 and not e-dating, your not even on the radar screen anymore, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE BECOME, its too bad time travel aint possible cause i would be back in the 60s fast as fuck, eventually we'll either evolve into beings so weak we cant fight off diseases that would come from taking a step into the sun and we'll either die from that, or the computers will get so smart theyll just take over, anyway you look at it, we're all fucked, i should say, you're all fucked, in the year 2028 ill be in a gutter somewhere and ill die in a puddle of my own excrement, but ill be well known by then, at least infamously, u wait, but thats my theory for the future, just felt like sharing
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Sep 26 2003 6:11AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
i think your fucked on some sort of crack cocaine,

there are enough people still alive who will prevent that from happening. and all the greedy as politicians will be dead by then. it wont happen.
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Sep 26 2003 6:16AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
wow, thanks mom.

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Sep 26 2003 6:18AM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
damn

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Sep 26 2003 7:31AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
shit happens,we oughta deal with it and live our lives


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Sep 26 2003 7:40AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
time will tell.

for all we know sex-craved intergalactic space leprachauns could invade earth and make us their bitches.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 26 2003 10:01AM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
if i knew how to post pictures, a 'this thread is gay' would be the first thing on my mind. for you...why wait till 2028, just kill youself now.


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Sep 26 2003 10:03AM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
fuck mothjret fufcke3r lifr4 is tight5. don'yt be so deptress3wfd xchill mothe3r fuc jwr . lifw is fun and live ythaT SHIYT UOP WHILE YOU CAJMN BECAZUS4E LIGFRE IS GHOOD AMND LIFE IS FUN BUT IT IDSN'T YTHAt weay for 4everypme so party obn motrhewr gfucoker


Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
Sep 26 2003 12:02PM
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rossi900
Posts: 707 - Karma: 9
^needs to take a keyboarding class...or two
Sep 26 2003 12:10PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
fuck you mothe4r fuxckr uyou thimnk you aree all high and might aNFD SHIT YOU AREN'UT DHIT6 7YOU ARER JUYST A BITCYH ADSS MOTHEWR FUCKLER


Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
Sep 26 2003 12:21PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
seeing as we all love skiing...an outdoor sport.....

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Sep 26 2003 1:25PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
In 50 years, we'll run out of oil and the sun will burn out and we'll all freeze like kittens in a snowbank.

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Sep 26 2003 6:08PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
so i guess i better start drinking and doing drugs then eh...

oh...wait...nevermind

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Sep 26 2003 6:26PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
all the greedy politicians will be dead?? but wont there be just as many new ones to replace the dead ones, and i dont know i think if you edate youre a pretty big looser i dont care if im not on the radar screen if i ever catch myself edating ill kick my own ass

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Sep 26 2003 6:57PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
that's def. screwed up..... i hope the computers don't get me! I'm NEO!!!
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Sep 26 2003 7:02PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
yea? well im trinity, so sex me up!

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what makes me hot?
i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'
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i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
Sep 26 2003 7:21PM
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rideitswitch
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
Wow... I guess we are all fucked... I hope that they come up with a pretty realistic way for us to heliski the Coast Range of BC or something from our living rooms. Then it might be worth it...
Hmmm... I wonder if bacon will taste as good in the future?
Sep 26 2003 8:37PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
see... in 100 years, there will be no glaciers left... so basically there wont be any snow... all you east coasters, sorry, its gonna be too warm, no snow for you. west coast, were pretty fucked too... except MAYBE mammoth and whistler. shits gonna hit the fan, the worlds going to hell... so everyone just kill themselves get it over with... and give me your skis and seasons passes.
Sep 26 2003 8:43PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ya dude wow wtf thats gay lol nothings gonna happen in like 50 years you can like talk shit over the internet and crawl threw someones screen and beat there ass











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Sep 26 2003 8:53PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
yeah, that might happen......while im outide skiing!
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Sep 27 2003 1:01AM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
in 20 years all the men will turn gay since there are no girls
THE LOAF RULES OVER US ALL
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Sep 27 2003 1:06AM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
chineise men that is
THE LOAF RULES OVER US ALL
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Sep 27 2003 1:10AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
in fifty years, i'll own your sorry ass.

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Sep 27 2003 1:47AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ya, well in 51 years you'll STILL own my ass


remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
Oct 7 2003 9:47PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
'We're all fucked'

Not all of us! I haven't gotten ass in SO long! I know that that's not what this thread is about, but DAMN. That's the first thing that came to my mind. I'm so deprived. I wish I would get fucked.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 7 2003 9:59PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i wont regret this website, i met a lot of interesting and cool people i wanna know better.


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Oct 7 2003 9:59PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
sarah just said one of the hottest things this website has ever witnessed. 'I wish I would get fucked.' soooo steamy


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 7 2003 10:20PM
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