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John Symms and the Women's US OPEN!

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indatrenches
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http://www.johnsymms.com/journal/?p=40
Feb 5 2008 11:56PM
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indatrenches
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one of the funniest things ever written in skiing history. sorry girls, but you do suck!
Feb 6 2008 12:00AM
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_dy-lan_
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agreed
Feb 6 2008 12:01AM
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alaskakid
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Symms and Colby must be a funny duo.
Feb 6 2008 12:03AM
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indatrenches
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so glad to have a penis with balls and not a vagina and tits...except when i be up all up in dat' shit...hollaaaaaaaaa
Feb 6 2008 12:04AM
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danbrown
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Crank dat!

http://www.johnsymms.com/videos/crank_that.html
Feb 6 2008 12:12AM
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keystoner1
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hahaha so true
Feb 6 2008 12:17AM
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Alex_G
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hahahahahaha
Feb 6 2008 12:18AM
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whitekid
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so good
Feb 6 2008 12:26AM
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reBlocke
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Sarah Burke would beat me in a pipe comp.
Feb 6 2008 12:31AM
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GUZ
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John Symms is my hero
Feb 6 2008 12:37AM
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Piste.Off
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hahahaha that made my night
Feb 6 2008 12:44AM
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SteveStepp
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Hahhaha
I'm bummed about that apology letter though
Feb 6 2008 12:53AM
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NGA
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true, but bad conditions, ash and kim did well for being like 10 pounds in the slow snow

Feb 6 2008 2:01AM
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solitaryman
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haha even that was funny "i gave credit where credit was due"
Feb 6 2008 5:14AM
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Tross
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Where did the talent go? I didn't even mind watching women a few years ago... Just seems like there isn't much competitive spirit. Men's skiing isn't evolving faster because of natural ability, it's drive that just isn't present in women's ski competitions. I wonder what the point spread in the scores was...
Feb 11 2008 11:11AM
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BskiP
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Major bump, but does anyone have the writing that was on this link? Its basically john symms making fun of women's skiing and it was absolutely hilarious.
Aug 6 2014 6:05PM
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