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Suggestions to get back at someone, ns i need your evil thinking
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so basically this kid was in my car a month ago and wanted to have a smoke . i told him sure just open you window . now its a 2 door coupe so the rear windows open outwards. he pushed and it fell out.
now i told him to pay me back. next thing i know. HIS FUCKING DAD calls me and i start to deal with him . for 1 month i try to contact the little twit but he hides from me (he is truly scared of me) and when i come around to fix the window. i send the bill to his house. once again i get a call from daddy . I had to discuss with his dad for like 45 minutes to finally agree that he pays me half (he said hed pay all of it at first). now im pissed beyond beleive at the kid . so this is where you guys come in
give me ideas on how to get back at him. problem is :he cannot know i am involved
he works at mcdonalds if that can give you ideas.
ohh yeah one last thing while i was at his house i talked to his older sister who is smoking and managed to get her number in front of her dad (his dad took my side of the story and loved me ) so fucking his sister is definetly a possibility. but i need other ideas
you evil masterminds must have crazy idea. shoot em
hes 16 and im 18
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somehow cover his balls with icy hot cream, coat his boxers with it or something. it will hurt so bad
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You're being an ass because you had a shitty window.
Unless he smashed it with a fucking four iron you should leave him the hell alone.
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freeze foam and put it in his locker
it expands
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you dont understand. its a bmw 325 from 1986. the windows were a little frozen but he put his hand right in the middle and pushed like a drunk dumbass.
im pissed because he hid from me for a whole month and i had to deal with his dad for everything . i have not heard a word from him since . his dad signed the check too. he needs some good ol revenge sent his way
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take his sister and mom out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call them back
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19 , she studies law and shes hot . its weird
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take his phone and change all his contact #'s to 911, then when he goes to call someone, hes comitting a misdemeanor
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if he works at the drive thru window at mic-dick-a-licks, order a large shake and when he gives it to you yell out shake bomb and throw it back in the drive thru window. with this one he will no ur involved however so probably not that good.
another one u can do with the drive thru is order somthing and then have one of ur friends drive around and go straight past the window and have u in the back seat with ur ass out the window mooning him.
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go get prepaid visa card and go online to some hardcore gay mag and sign him up for a subsription, have his name on it but have it delivered to the neighbors house so they have to "walk" it over to him. aahh yeah steve we got your sons mail.....1 year of that!
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that's actually pretty funny
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thats probialy number one right now.. but if you really want to get him good, Id suggest getting a ski mask, seeing as your a skier it shouldnt be that hard... wear some clothes you like rarely ever wear, and one day just wait for hium to walk arund a corner and break both of his kneecaps... or if you want to make his life a living hell you could also break both of his thumbs. the trick is to hide your identity.
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o you definitely have to do this
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go into the bathroom where he works with a marker or better yet bring a knife or something to ingrave on the wall with. go in one of the stalls than write/ carve on the wall (his full name here) was here. i dont think his superviser would like that very much
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you my friend are a genius
any more suggestions . I might do that. how much is a one year subscirbtion to a porn mag ? im not an expert in that field
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umm, i guess it depends how much you want to mess with him. if he has a car its a good place to start. you could glue a condom over the tailpipe, break the valve cores on his tires so they go flat, if you have good access to it, and some car knowledge you can wire the horn into the brake light circuit, so his horn goes whenever he hits the brakes. if you wanna really fuck it up, pour sugar, sand, honey, or other stuff in his gas tank, and if you want to wreck it, you can always light thermite on the top of the hood. if you can get into his house, you could microwave dog (or human) shit, it smells terrible, or put eggs under his sheets, or pee in his mouthwash, or add kool-ade powder to his laundry detergent (make sure its the same color, it will stain all of his clothes). otherwise icy hot in the boxers, laxatives in everything, crushed up tracer pills in his food (they turn your shit bright colors for a few days). these are just a few things, hope some of them work for you.
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I always suggest the clear jello in the toilet, I want someone to do it!
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well did you warn him? wouldn't you be pissed if you had to pay someone back for a window that fell out?
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superglue pennies to anything he owns.
change his speed dial contacts to 911 or homo hotlines.
if he has a car bust out a window
saran wrap really tight over the toilet bowl.
if you have acess to his computer set his background as a screenshot of his desktop so that none of his icons or toolbar work.
put a few cans of beer in his freezer
scrub your ass with his tooth brush
beat him with a tube sock full of dimes
broken glass in his shoes?
and if you really really want to screw over his life put hydrogen peroxide in his shampoo.
ill think of some more for later
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its not his fault. he did push it out, but fuck i would've done the same thing. who knows about that kinda shit it was an accident. of course he's scared, you're being a faggot for no reason. just stop being a pussy and fix your fuckin window.
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haha you could send him boxes and stickers like i did a while back.....its funny to have the person get called to the post office to pick up 7500 boxes....haha people flipped shit at me for doing that though
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holy shit if you could get a picture or video of you fucking his sister it would be money
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wait until one night when its only like him and the manager at mcdonalds. THen go take a shit in the playplace and piss in it too. Then tell the manager someone did it and he will have to clean up your shit.
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straight fuck his sister.
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the postal box trick always works well
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so far the gay mag thing is definatly going to happen. any other suggestions. keep in mind he cant know im involved
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puttubg nair in their shammpoo bottle should do the trick.
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May i ask how much this window was?
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haha thats what i was thinking.
or just go with the classic postal boxes tactic.
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618 $ installed
that sucked balls
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tape you peeing in his sisters butt
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haha i did that to some kid, except it was with cat fancy magazine
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