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Weed types

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Pirruccio
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alright
so my cussin always gets me cronic
but i never really knew what other weed looks like
can you guys tell me the difference between headys and middys and shit like that
i know it has to do with the stem right?
Jan 31 2008 7:21PM
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spudz
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mids are shit, it just looks un-apealling the smoke.
Jan 31 2008 7:31PM
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ESB
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This is probably the most accurate answer you're going to get.
Jan 31 2008 7:38PM
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VT_FLO
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headies is the top of the plant, and it's the best part

highs are like dank weeds, that you start naming because they're so good (purple haze, white widow, god bud, thunderfuck, etc...)

mids are pretty good bud, not great, but not bad. what's around for people that dont have hookups

lows are ditch weed, shit weed, vapo weed, the kind of weed that grows around a river or next to a road
Jan 31 2008 8:20PM
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Ceru
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chronic = weed with cocaine sprinkled in it right?  if thats true, that also means thats more bad for you......   smoke weed not chronic
Jan 31 2008 8:21PM
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nickmcnutt
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no

chronic=boom trees, not cocaine-covered trees

Jan 31 2008 8:25PM
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keystoner1
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can be i only know of it as stronger and super dank


urbandictrionary.com will answer everything
Jan 31 2008 8:27PM
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396222687862
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um. headies are really good bud.

dank is also really good bud. headies and dank are kinda the same

mids are regulars, quite regular. not really that good.

shit is shit.
Jan 31 2008 8:35PM
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thenakedcellist
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Terms are different in different areas, but dro is weed that is grown hydroponically. Mids are weed that has a mild amount of THC on it. They usually have some seeds in them, which you should take out. Chronic is dank, good weed...it can also be a strain though.

There are also Sativa and Indica - which are two main types of marijuana which strains are catagorized in. Sativa gives you a head high, Indica gives you a body high. There are a lot of cross breads of the two.
Jan 31 2008 8:36PM
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slimbruddah
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Uh, the only weed im familer with is the green moist kind that smells like weed... ?
Jan 31 2008 9:31PM
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oakjewlery
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i dont like you very much at all
Jan 31 2008 9:48PM
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comeatmebro
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it really doesn't matter dude. headies is the best weed, middies is basically the average shit you get, not bad, not good and dirt weed or whatever you wanna call it is poop.

you also have your oregano weed, which is usually middies mixed in with oregano, sold to people that don't know the difference. parsley can also be used like the oregano is.

all in all, it doesn't matter the name as long as you get high.
Jan 31 2008 10:08PM
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.makuma.
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good call on the urbandictionary
Jan 31 2008 10:20PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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actually "chronic"  is a strain of weed as well.  People just use the word Chronic as slang for "good weed" around my parts, along with dank, green bud, etc.  just grow your own.
Jan 31 2008 10:29PM
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Clebo1
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chronic 993 up, 376 down

Chronic has two different definitions varying on your location.

East Coast: Weed (Marijuana) that is laced with Cocaine to give an added effect

West Coast: The finest weed available with no seeds or any shit

East: I'm feeling suicidal, lemme get some chronic

West:I'm looking to get some chronic, none of that crappy bullshit



there you go on the chronic.

it can be with cocaine i guess
Jan 31 2008 11:45PM
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leckett1
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Well I've always knew chronic as weed laced with coke...
Feb 1 2008 12:13AM
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P.J.S.
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It's funny how little a lot of you know about marijuana.
Feb 1 2008 12:21AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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oh and you know a lot?
Feb 1 2008 12:38AM
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ThaLorax
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Well I've always knew chronic as weed that is dank at shit.
Feb 1 2008 12:57AM
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mothaeast
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the more you see the more you get to know it, what looks like what. Good nugs are usually light and fluffy, not compact and dark. danks you can smell in the wind 10 feet away, schwag you can barely even smell.
Feb 1 2008 1:10AM
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fizzlefry
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haha i was thinking the same thing, also i noticed how many 420 forum members have posted in here.
chronic = good weed. to make marijuana chronic you have to kill the male plants so the females produce more potent herb. also known as sensimilla, dank,... has a very distinct odor, usuially has crystal looking things and/or hairs (red green purple...), its sticky, ...oh and it makes you smile when you look at it, smell it, think about it, or smoke it. :)

schwag= shitty weed. although it still gets you high, its not as good. has a lot of seeds, doesnt look good, smells like hay....

mids= not schwag, not chronic. maybe a few seeds....figure it out yourself.
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Feb 1 2008 1:13AM
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popNfresh44
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this is dank chronic
Click for larger image
this is schwag
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mid is somewhere in between, usually in bud form but not very crystally, just green.

Feb 1 2008 2:09AM
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skierdudeguy
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^that is literally one of the worst things ive seen in my life. ahhh thats horrible!
Feb 1 2008 2:22AM
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SHastatahoe
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If you live in northern california you wouldnt be asking these questions.  or making these remarks.
Feb 1 2008 2:26AM
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powderdrunkie
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move to seattle and i'll show you some skunky ass dank chronic weed

and some heroin

Feb 1 2008 1:16PM
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Yauch
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mines green usually

im no expert, but i love good weed
Feb 1 2008 4:04PM
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SirFryanator
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dude, BC down to northern cali is known to have the best bud in the world. It's not the Canadian average at all, Canada's average bud might be better than state's average bud, but we still get some DAMN good weed around Washington and Oregon. And no, it's not from BC.
Feb 1 2008 4:07PM
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powderdrunkie
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i get home grown to be home stoned
Feb 1 2008 5:02PM
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MADmidwest
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The term actually is "Premo" and that shit isn't very good. snort coke or smoke weed. don't mix

Feb 1 2008 5:09PM
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unchyll
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in the west coast we call danky weed chronic, and call laced with chewey
Feb 1 2008 5:12PM
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unchyll
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weed laced with coke = chewey**
Feb 1 2008 5:13PM
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powderdrunkie
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BC weed smells like hay to me. and cows. canadian cows.

Feb 1 2008 5:16PM
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Alehandro
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you have no idea what youre talking about
most of you dont

chronic is usually used to represent the potency of the strain
its also a strain
and can be weed with coke, which is fucking dumb

good weed- look for lots of crystals, strong smell, and color
bad weed- little to no crystals, no red hairs, sometimes brown and compressed


headies- best quality of weed. most expensive. usually like 60 an 8th 400 oz
dank- a little worse than headies, but some people just classify them as one
mids- decent, it gets you high. way cheaper than dank
schwiggity schwag- shit weed. usually from mexico, it was grown very shittily. very cheap but it just gives you a head ache
Feb 1 2008 7:50PM
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powderdrunkie
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i'm so glad you clarified that i would've never known what to do...how do you smoke it? like salmon? err....i dunno
Feb 1 2008 7:53PM
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B.Snow
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lololololololololololololololololololol ..... no
Feb 1 2008 7:57PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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those terms vary from place to place.  I have yet to see schwag in Northern cali and prob never will.

People try and sell "bammer" or "beasters" bud around here sometimes thats straight from canada.  It looks good, smells ok, but smokes like shit and gives you a nice headache. 

People judge weed by looks and smell when it should really be judged by the way it smokes.  I mean obviously something that's loaded with trichomes SHOULD get you pretty ripped but if it were dried improperly it can be a really rough, dry, smoke at the same time.

Paying over $50 bucks for an eigth around here is unheard of in these parts.  I get tipped from customers at work, nugs that should be in high times.  Many people grow their own around here and the quality keeps climbing and the prices are def not rising.

Feb 1 2008 8:24PM
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Alex_thedroog
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there are so many weed threads right now
Feb 1 2008 9:35PM
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KellyK
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i prefer just takin normal everday grass clippings and soaking them in a rich blend of gasoline and bleach, i like to call it super-dupa-fo-sho-xtra-steezy chronic with salad on the side
Feb 1 2008 9:39PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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LOL!
Feb 1 2008 10:49PM
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Benhamine
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I cant beleive all these people dropping all these weed names. The only way you know if its good weed is by how much crystal is on it along with the smell and taste. If any of you beleive that you are getting AK-47 when your dealer tells you that what it is, you are retarded. Thats just a name that 5 people before him have been saying to justify the price they are selling it for. But there are some cases such as Purple Haze in which you know you are getting purple cause of the distinct purple hairs all over the weed. And that is my weed lesson for the day.
Feb 1 2008 11:37PM
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ValPow
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fuck weed, crack is where its at now
Feb 2 2008 12:13AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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yeah, I hate when people give their weed a name for a great strain just to help sell it.  ammateurs
Feb 2 2008 10:33AM
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VT_FLO
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no, dank is just what you use to describe really good bud, its not actually a type of bud. Headies is just teh top of the plant
Feb 2 2008 12:07PM
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doritos
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Wow, so many noobs in this thread haha. Not all of you, but damn there are a lot. Let me clarify:

Chronic: Weed laced with coke. Your buddy isn't getting you fucking chronic, champion. A lot of people have taken up calling good weed "chronic", but they're wrong. It's also not a strain, not sure where that idea came from.

Headies: A general term for good weed, however it really should refer to sativa strains only.

Middies: Shitty weed. Have fun trying to sell it anywhere they get decent bud. Have fun coughing up a lung because it's harsh as shit and still barely getting high.

If you aren't getting it from a grower or the next step down in the hierarchy below the grower, then strains are bullshit. People will say anything to move their shit. Look for crystals. Not red hairs, or anything stupid like that, just crystals. Crystals = THC. Leafy bud just means the grower didn't prune his shit, kind of annoying but whatever. Seeds and stems are annoying but ultimately weigh jack shit, so aside from being a pain in the ass to sift through, they too mean nothing. That being said, you tend to only find a lot of seeds in outdoor which tends to be noticeably worse than indoor. Now you can go forth into the misdemeanor black market and not get ripped off like the dumbass you were.
Feb 2 2008 1:06PM
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doritos
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Headies are not the top of the plant. I forgot to explicitly name this as false. Headies and dank are therefore interchangeable, although as I said in my previous post they shouldn't be. Headies should be good sativa, dank should be good bud in general.
Feb 2 2008 1:08PM
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doritos
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Last post for now haha... This is correct. The thing is, even if your dealer's a good dude and wouldn't lie to you, the five people it went through before him probably aren't. If anyone along the line decides to lie, everyone else will be lying as well, even if they don't know it.
Feb 2 2008 1:10PM
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Crackaghan
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true that
the stuff ive gotten from eugene has been so dank haha
Feb 2 2008 2:12PM
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Nico_G
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I bet you most people in this thread are like 14 and dont know anything about weed or drugs for that matter.
Feb 2 2008 8:02PM
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FUUUCK
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$400 an o?? are you fist fucking me??

youre getting jipped like mad bro.
Feb 2 2008 8:14PM
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FUUUCK
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if anyone ever tells you they have purple haze, they're lying.
Feb 2 2008 8:19PM
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mothaeast
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well when you can resell it out here at 60 a slice its not a horrible deal.

still, 60 eighths and 400 zips are fucked, i can't wait to get out of the east.
Feb 2 2008 8:28PM
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