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I absolutely love these sites. If you dont already know, its a bunch of sites that have quotes that people have overheard that they find humorous. One of my recent favorites is:
Chemistry professor, demonstrating suction filtration: ... And you have to stop the cock before you turn on the water, or it will just [frantic hand motion] come all over your face.