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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214
no, not the gun.  I got this girl in one of my classes that is so hot I can't get her off my mind.  Its not the usual barbie hot, shes got her own hotness that is really sexy.  I cant talk to her during class at all but I plan to track her down after class.  Whats some good Ice breakers with the ladies.  Thanks for the holla
Jan 31 2008 1:00AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
while your walking out of class just be like damn that class was brutal whats up?

pretty simple really...
Jan 31 2008 1:05AM
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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214
sure, but when you dont know a person it seems a bit awkward
Jan 31 2008 1:10AM
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mothaeast
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, i'm ____.
Jan 31 2008 1:11AM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
is she smart?  if so, before your next test or whatever, just be like "hey, it seems like you really know this stuff, do you want to get together to study at some point, i've been having trouble with _____" 

but it sounds like what you really need is an invite to the ladies men cult
Jan 31 2008 1:17AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
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Jan 31 2008 1:25AM
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-Otto-
Posts: 456 - Karma: 40
Haha, I've got exactly the same problem. I really don't know what to say to her...
Jan 31 2008 9:30AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
BITCH what dat smell like
Jan 31 2008 9:36AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
is thatt a mirror in your pocket...cause i can see myself in your pants
Jan 31 2008 10:24AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
this is a sure fire way to break the ice.










or you could just do something similar to what the first person posted.  I do that all the time.  It's just one sentence, once you get it out of your head it's all in the past.
Jan 31 2008 12:17PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
gimme that v card NOW
Jan 31 2008 12:21PM
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grahamhowe
Posts: 167 - Karma: 158
go dry hump her leg
Jan 31 2008 1:02PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
jea, ice broken right there.
Jan 31 2008 1:08PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
thats probably youre best bet.


but to  make sure were going to need naked pics of said girl.
Jan 31 2008 1:24PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12

Honestly, if you make a effort of any kind she will probably start talking to you. You might feel awkward, but thats part of it. She will appreciate the effort. Don't use some cheesy line, just start getting to know her but be careful not to get too far into the friend zone before you actually ask her out.

Jan 31 2008 1:36PM
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08-Line_Rider
Posts: 641 - Karma: 11
wow try talking to her, why are guys so afraid to talk to hot women. No joke if a girl is real hot they are so easy to talk to cause no one will cause they are scared
Jan 31 2008 1:37PM
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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214
so it seems this is the vote of newschoolers.  that or dry hump her leg.  O.K. well you have till midnight to toss your 2 cents. 
Jan 31 2008 9:04PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
grab her boob, have a friend take a picture, put it on newschoolers.





that would be the funniest thing ever.













but realistically i'd go with askin her for help if shes smart.
Jan 31 2008 9:17PM
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shibby
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Jan 31 2008 9:20PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
just walk by her and say "yahhhh bitch yahhhh"

she'll be yours in no time
Jan 31 2008 10:31PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Walk by and say "Mmm, girl...damn."



Hey i think i know you...your picture is in the dictionary next to KABLAM
Jan 31 2008 10:54PM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
just go and have a chat, shes not going to bite your head off
Jan 31 2008 11:27PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
drop a pencil on the ground, and if shes kind enough to bend over and pick it up, pee in her butt
shell be yours forever

but seriously, someone already said it...
You: man that class sucked...
her: yeah, tell me about it.
you: hey! lets chat!
Jan 31 2008 11:50PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
that and ddrem are making me laugh hard. and yeah mmmmm girl damnnnnnnn thats what always works for the black guys hitting on teenage girls downtown usually. right?
Jan 31 2008 11:59PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
You'll do
Feb 1 2008 12:05AM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424
i noe what u mean dawg, fo shizzle
u just gotta be pimp en act like, u pimp slap da hoes, u noe?
just pop you slug out en bitch will get on er legz en be suckin on you shlang man
u own that bitch, fo shizzle home bra, and if she refuses, jus pop out your nine brotha

Ha, no seriously
just talk to her when its right, talking about how hard that class was is good. but you cant say that same thing over and over again, and its hard to break the ice with just that.
If she sits close/next to you its a plus for sure but if shes on the other side of the room thats a bit tough.
If your teacher or another student does something stupid in that class, you can talk about that after class.
Just do it, it will be awkward when you dont know the person but once you kind of get to know her, dont enter her friend zone too much. BAD BAD idea. Be funny, helps a lot to break the ice.
Feb 1 2008 12:38AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
"that'll do donkey, that'll do..."
Feb 1 2008 12:54AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I like the polar bear one...
Feb 1 2008 1:08AM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287

similar to the polar bear one - just go up to her and say "Fat penguin."

Feb 1 2008 1:12AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
i've used it...and it worked...

my buddy used it last friday...and it worked ha
Feb 1 2008 1:13AM
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Armada1720
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
sniff her hair
Feb 1 2008 5:29AM
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Elijah.
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I like the shocker icon with this, it makes you mad creepy.
Feb 1 2008 12:16PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
theres a thread in ladies man where the guy went over to the girl and was like:

so how much does a polar bear weigh?

*confused look*

enough to break the ice
Feb 1 2008 12:27PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
invite sent
Feb 1 2008 12:35PM
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DJCrazyA
Posts: 946 - Karma: 16
tell her what time it is
Feb 1 2008 12:41PM
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-Otto-
Posts: 456 - Karma: 40
Can I get an invite too?
Feb 1 2008 2:15PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
stalk her for a while staring at her ass the whole time and then when she notices youve been following her for the past hour tell her what time it is. timing is key
Feb 1 2008 2:29PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
say

"hey i had a really good time at that winnebago fight....we should uhg, do it again sometime"
Feb 1 2008 2:33PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
"girl you stank, take a bath!"

kidding, how about purposely not hearing some important announcement from the teacher and after class ask her what the announcement was?
Feb 1 2008 2:39PM
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itsmuhammed
Posts: 311 - Karma: 14
can you catch love (pause) because you've go a pair of balls coming youre way 
Feb 1 2008 2:52PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
superbad!!!!!

walking down the hall staring at her thong, she turns around. uhhh it's 11:30 turn and run the other way. works everytime.
Feb 1 2008 2:58PM
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CypressGrove
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hahaha thats great
May 6 2010 11:00PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
did you know im an astronaut? and my next trip is to uranus
May 6 2010 11:10PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
tell her that if she was a booger in your nose, that youd pick her first
May 6 2010 11:17PM
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A_Zuck
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tell her that her eyes match the color of your porsche
May 6 2010 11:23PM
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dreadyboy
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hi. I like to party. oh yeah, and I'm pretty awesome.
May 6 2010 11:28PM
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gmack24
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I said to a girl at a party last week..

me--"hey, how much does a polar bear weigh"
her--lol enough to break the ice!
me--No. about 1200 lbs. see yaaaa!

friend was trying to be a dick after I told him to talk to her, he sent her my way and thats what I came up with. blame it on the al al alcohol. funny at the time though.
May 6 2010 11:32PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

I just roll like this and say nothing.

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May 7 2010 12:40AM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants.
May 7 2010 1:00AM
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TNK4frnt
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Pretty old thread maybe it's time for some update OP?
May 7 2010 9:15AM
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Scrambles
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My threads
May 7 2010 7:43PM
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