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My dad vs The Ski Rail.. Haha

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*Neil
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like 2 years ago when me and my friend were learing rails, my dad was like 'i know how to do it' then he was explained to us that u had to put one foot with like your tows pointing down and the other foot wit heel pointing down, so it makes like a sisor effect or sum shit and locks on.. hahaha.... so he tried and baild so hard, lost both skies, back hit the rail pole went into the woods... funny asss shit haha... he couldnt ski the next weekend cause his back hurt, and had to by my friend new poles cause we lost the one that went in the woods
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Sep 24 2003 5:32AM
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cj
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theres nothing like letting a story ripen for 2 years then pulling it outta your shithole like it ain no thang.

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Sep 24 2003 5:34AM
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NomenClature
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french poeople talk funnier than that never mind no they dont thats highlarious.
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Sep 24 2003 5:37AM
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Papa
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hahaha, this one time when i was 5.....




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Sep 24 2003 5:37AM
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sickkid13
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ya and this one time.... at shut the hell up camp!!!

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Sep 24 2003 6:12AM
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Krongos
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that is kinda funny
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Sep 24 2003 6:17AM
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kinda




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Sep 24 2003 6:31AM
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nothing like a good ol' memory relapse
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Sep 24 2003 7:04AM
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PhaedeD
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lol haha that shit is funny thats something my dad would do lol.











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Sep 24 2003 7:06AM
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Mykel
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that reminds me of when my 50 year old dad, was watching me skateboard and said, 'hey I can ride that, let me show you how we used to do it' He had a huge bruise on his thigh and probably bum too.
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Sep 24 2003 7:07AM
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dude thats great.




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Sep 24 2003 6:27PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
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my dad would prolly bust the rail!





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Sep 24 2003 6:30PM
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Bangor
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^ cruel dude, just cruel..... but hella funny
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Sep 24 2003 7:39PM
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*Neil
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just the hole sissor effect thing is so stupid haha, i cant belive he thought that, man i think im gonna go punch him right now
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Sep 25 2003 4:35AM
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Ds91260
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ur dads probly a low self esteemed loser if he lets u go around makin fun of him for somthin stupid he did 2 years earlier and lets u punch him
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Sep 25 2003 4:39AM
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Maximumsushi
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That's really funny.
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Sep 25 2003 4:41AM
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*Neil
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you must be a low self estim looser since u gotta pick on other peoples dads you never met before to make your self feel better
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Sep 25 2003 4:42AM
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P-JO
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yeah fuck most of you guys that was hilarious. Scissor grind?? Thats classic neil. CLASSIC.




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Sep 25 2003 4:48AM
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Mykel
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now that I think about it, my dad also one time said or asked if the way to slide rails was to scissor your skis, I told him no, and he said I should try it.

He also said the quarter pipe we built wasn't going to work because it would be impossible to go up and come back down in the same spot, he thought we were going to fly into a tree.
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Sep 25 2003 4:49AM
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SaraJ
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When I was really little, my dad would tell me how good he was at jumps, like the little ones you find on the sides of trails...Once, I dared him to do one, and he faceplanted real hard. I laughed, and then did the exact same thing...

true story...but it was pointless wasn't it?

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Sep 25 2003 4:57AM
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winterparksuks
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is that you BRIAN! your dad tried a rail what a dumbass
Sep 25 2003 6:06PM
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