Replying to Bros--a rant

i go to a pretty big party school.  its a lot of fun, always something to do, tons of hot girls, and a good education too.  seeing the emo/indie hate thread made me want to write this

if you are hating on scene/indie/hipster kids, get your hate priorities straight.  the "bro," a stereotypical fratboy/wannabe fratboy, is by far worse.

if anyone doesnt know what a bro is, wait til college.  they typically use annoying lingo such as straight, legit, obvi, and other word of the moment dude-speak.  they wear caps a lot, take beer pong real seriously and are generally looking for any excuse to call five of their "boys" and beat the shit out of one single person

i hung out with a lot of bros last year, but they were pothead bros so they weren't bad.  but non-stoner bros are generally kids who played sports in high school but have no place to prove themselves other than by trying to fight people.  last year it seemed like i got in a fight or near fight almost every fucking weekend.  and i really try hard to avoid fights,  but i moved to a different part of town near the downtown area of my college and its way different.

so now I hang out with a lot of scarf and rhino wearing, tight jeans cig smoking hipster kids, and let me tell you, hate on these kids all u want they are a million times cooler.  they can be conformist in their non-conformity, a little pretentious and sometimes strange but i havent gotten in one fight this year, ive been to incredibly cool parties that seem like they are out of a movie, and college seems a million times cooler.

so ill stick with PBR, kamel reds and bands no one has ever heard of over a bunch of violent socially inept dickheads.  and if you are one of these kids and you are reading this, go pregame a keg of hell