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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
To: alpentalik
From: fis_SUCKS
On: 2003-09-23 18:18:43
racers eat ass. you need to get the fuck away from our sport. FIS rules?? FIS is the enemy of freeriding assbag. skiiers like you give all us real freeriders a bad image. you need to either keep your shit on the race hill, or mogul run, or gay arial jump and plow your ass into some stupid fucking flags, or man the fuck up and ditch that shit completly. dont let yourself think that just because you rip through the park and straight air a hit with your racing gear in your spare time between looking like a jackass on the hill that you are a freerider. RIG UP OR FUCK OFF theres no place for racers and FIS shit in our sport



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Sep 23 2003 8:40PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
tehehehe...

Long Live FIS.
Sep 23 2003 8:43PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
due to this message, and this message only, i am resigning from my position as a skier...i am sorry, but i can't go on living like this...


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Sep 23 2003 8:43PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
good. DIE! You gate bashing queer!
Sep 23 2003 8:44PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Does he not get that our sport was spawned from mogul racing? Most pro's used to mogul race. That kid is seriously pathetic. I say we let mommy have a go at him.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 23 2003 9:34PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
hahaha, that's great


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Sep 23 2003 9:34PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
did anyone know that they have world cups this year for halfpipe? FIS is in charge of the events...there' 3 of them one in switzerland, one in france and the finals in italy at the 2006 olympic site.


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Sep 23 2003 9:37PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
if racers are pussies, then i'll be a pussy. dude, for me it was a dickload harder to go 45-55mph through tight gates gettin pushed by 4 other guys, then to learn how to do a 720. skiercross racers are some of the toughest, most versitile skiers in the world




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...then fade away
Sep 23 2003 9:48PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
well fuck me running




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 23 2003 10:11PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
^thats teh funiest thing ive ever heard
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

Sep 23 2003 10:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
blow
Sep 23 2003 10:46PM
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stizz
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
not for nuthin,, but this sport,, our sport has been built on racing, it in many ways is responsible for not only the progression of skiing but of skis to

snowboarding on the other hand sucks no matter what
Sep 23 2003 10:51PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
the way I see it, this sport is made up of many different types of disciplines, and all are based on teh same fundamentals, just tweaked differently for different disciplines. People should ski how they like, be it racing, cruising, big-mountain, park, and the list goes on, but the important thing is that as the sport develops more disciplines it will inherently attract more people, who in turn will constantly advance the sport.

Ok, so maybe a racer can't do anything more than straight airs in the park, at least they are in there and trying something that may be new to them.

If you don't like racing, don't race, but don't give people shit based on the fact that they race.
Sep 23 2003 10:59PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
heheheh poor little baby kunz....


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Sep 23 2003 11:26PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
What's funny is this:
Two men walk into a bar. OUCH!
HAHAH! OH MY GOD THAT'S FUNNY!
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Sep 23 2003 11:27PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
that kids incredibly ignorant. ill bet he couldnt carve one decent turn.
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Sep 23 2003 11:30PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
i think that FIS sucks guy is a bit of a fucktard.
if it wasnt for racing and FIS skiing probably wouldve faded out long before anybody had ever heard of the 'newschool' movment

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Sep 23 2003 11:33PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you guys' views are all distorted. If you can't race with the best of em and do a 720 off a huge booter, you are only experiencing half of skiing. Mckonkey said it best. 'geting air is half of what skiing is all about'. period.


oh yeah, FIS SUCKS!



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Sep 23 2003 11:52PM
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epimitheus
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 9
^ yup

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet
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Sep 24 2003 1:16AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
whoa slow down


erich isnt a racer?
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Sep 24 2003 1:49AM
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massivemassing
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
teh thing i hate mos about newshoolers is how they dont respect ski racing. FUCK ALL of you fucking park rats who cant even fuckin ski and cuss out racers. get a fuckin life. Any fis racer can ski better than anyone on this site, and i know alot of racers that can show up more than 3/4 of teh people on this sight.
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Sep 24 2003 1:55AM
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massivemassing
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
^^^ that made no sene. but FUCK EVERYONE WHO HATES RACER. FUCKIN DIE BITCHES!!
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Sep 24 2003 2:01AM
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epimitheus
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 9
I think FIS may suck for park/pipe. They actually do a pretty good time with organizing racing and shit, but in my oppinion I think that is what they should stick too. the allure of delving into park/pipe skiin is simply money. the more events they can hold means more money for FIS. damn greed....

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet
-Denis Leary
Sep 24 2003 2:02AM
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mogulbarron
Posts: 419 - Karma: 11
FUCK THE FIS ANY PRO THAT COMPEPETES IN A FIS FREESKI EVENT IS A TRADER TO THE SPORT AND SHOULD BE LINED UP AT A FIRERING RANGE AND SHOT WITH ALLL THE FAT CHICKS OF THE WORLD.
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
Sep 24 2003 2:17AM
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epimitheus
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 9
woah, you sound passionate man. you should put that passion into artwork or something. I'll buy a painting.

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet
-Denis Leary
Sep 24 2003 2:19AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Skiing in shit we should all shoot each other in the feet and die a horrible death for even thinking about wanting to ski




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Sep 24 2003 2:27AM
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skiing_is_religion
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
ok someone needs to point out to everybody why FIS is hated. Its because its a coporation that is based on destroying everyones ideals and controlling the world... of skiing lol. No but seriously, people shouldnt get mad at the poor people that have to do what they love under the power of FIS, we should help them rise up and attack the FIS compound with Machete's and Mckonkey as our general
Sep 24 2003 2:53AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I hate the stupid fucker who wrote that, and I love that icon because it's so damn funny. I hate the FIS, I hate the world, and oh yeah I hate you and anyone else who disagrees with me. FUCK YOU NS



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SFU, still better than UBC


Sep 24 2003 3:00AM
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Del-Gato
Posts: 446 - Karma: 10
FIS is fine for racing...but I'm not sure it would be a good thing for freeride. No offense to racing or racers (one of my best friends is on the US team) but FIS being involved in freeride does suck. Too many rules that impose upon our way of life and the artistic/style side of freeskiing. If we start putting exact numbers on each trick it hurts everyone's ability to display their own style in a competition. Look at what happened to freestyle.
As far as the message that guy sent to Alpentalik.....wow...chill out. You don't know him, why he has that icon, or if he's even serious. Getting that pissed over someone's icon seems to be a result of having nothing better to do. Grow up.

FOCUS your mind.

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Sep 24 2003 3:08AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
It should be IFS shouldnt it? Those french are oddballs.

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Sep 24 2003 3:08AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^you're fucking RETARDED. It's FIS because it's run by the French, and it stands for Federation Internationale du Ski. The world doesn't revolve around the english speaking united states of oppression.



There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
SFU, still better than UBC


Sep 24 2003 3:15AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
WOW this kid (fis_sucks) has been on this site for only a few hours and has alread turned the whole site agianst him. I am for kicking this kid off this site because he infact has given US a bad name.
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Sep 24 2003 3:41AM
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TheSiverSessions
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
soo... wait a minute I thought just a second ago, someone said that they wanted to get ppl into freeskiing..now you dont want the sport to grow??
Sep 24 2003 4:05AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
we should let him stay on and see what other shit he comes up with. wow what a flamer.
Sep 24 2003 4:25AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
exactly. everyone on this site is for progressing and talking about our future but the second someone tries to progress our sport you bag on them, why? do you not want our sport to progress now. make up your mind. i say give FIS a chance and if skiing halfpipe in the FIS is accualy gay then say whatever you want but dont say shit until you know what is really gonna happen. SO STOP BEING SO HIPICRITICAL
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Sep 24 2003 4:38AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
your red bear seems to have no motor control




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 24 2003 4:40AM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
personally i think anyone can learn to race in under a season freeriding takes more balls more confidence and a little thing called skill BUT seth used to race and look at him now he is the god of 80 foot backs racing still sucks
Sep 24 2003 4:46AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
massivemassing: Any fis racer can ski better than anyone on this site

you do realize some of the best skiers in the world are on the site, right?...

that was hilarious, erich

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 24 2003 5:11AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^your wrong. some of the best jibbers in the world are on this site. not the best all mtn skiers/racers.

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Sep 24 2003 5:15AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
ok fuck you all, fis sucks a big fat cock. its not good for pipe mostly because they dont allow inverts, its fine for racing and decent for moguls.
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Sep 24 2003 5:25AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
cj -
mommy = schmidt.

enough said.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 24 2003 5:29AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
DOES NOBODY GET IT?!?!?! THIS GUY WANTS TO HURT ME AND I AM SCARED! WHAT DO I DO?


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Sep 24 2003 5:29AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
hurt him back
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Sep 24 2003 5:40AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
well erich i think your best bet is to drink some drano, it solves all lifes problems! i mean look at cj, he used to be a turkish prostetute and now hes king of modern ns!


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Sep 24 2003 5:49AM
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//d-lite//
Posts: 1784 - Karma: 9
ALPENTLAKIK.

FIHGHT HIM WIF GUNS N SHYT//

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Sep 24 2003 5:57AM
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BakerBoy
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If you were French alpentalik, you'd just surrender to him.
Sep 24 2003 7:18AM
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Danger.
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no he'd try and fight him of with a bamboo stick and a champagne bottle
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-j
Sep 24 2003 7:20AM
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ConceptPro153
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 58
all the time I read things about people that ski in the par all suck at skiing in general. Just becasue you ski park and have no racing backround doesnt mean ur not a good skier. Who doesnt ski park when its a regular sunny day with no powder? would people rather ski groomed runs all day just to prove they are a good skier. Who doesnt go ski pow or build a jump when there is powder? everyone basically I dont see many people in the park when there is powder. Plus if you live in Jackson hole, Whistler, or other places like that you should be a good big mountain skier becasue its there. Many of us dont have steep runs or nice shoots at our mountain so we dont have as much experience. you ski the way you like to ski, so dont bag on other people for the way they ski...its like every skier out there is a threat to everyone elses ability.
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Sep 24 2003 7:36AM
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