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Baby Jesus Butt Plug

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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
oh my god consumptionjunction.com has this for sale.....
Sep 23 2003 6:57AM
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$1080PLP$
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.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet
Sep 23 2003 6:58AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
blasphemy RULZ!





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Sep 23 2003 7:00AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
next time i tell a door-knocker to stick their religion up their ass i can really mean it!





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Sep 23 2003 7:02AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you found my stash.

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Ghandi Steez.

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH
Sep 23 2003 7:03AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
umm wtf im confused? help me











Go Big and Die!
Sep 23 2003 7:04AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
Jesus loves anal
Sep 23 2003 7:12AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
no, jesus loves anus.

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Ghandi Steez.

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH
Sep 23 2003 7:14AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahahahahahhah thats great


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Sep 23 2003 8:10AM
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P-JO
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sticking jesus up your ass has to be a sin.





I got nothin.
Sep 23 2003 6:40PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Great! Fuckin awesome!

Stick that Jesus Fucking Baby Up your loose ass!



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 23 2003 7:43PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
you would think it had to be a sin.........
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 23 2003 8:55PM
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Bangor
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wow, i looked at that once, and i thought it was made out of that white chocolate stuff.... then i read the subject of the thread again, and i was like 'JESUS!'
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N2S Media
Sep 23 2003 9:23PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
yeah, it HAS t be
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

Sep 23 2003 9:24PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Theres no such thing as a sin.

and don't forget it.

or else you're going to hell.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 23 2003 11:46PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Man, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ordering the whole set with baby jesus and the wise men and the pope and the petifile priests and all that good stuff!


On my way to goddom
Sep 24 2003 3:44AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
r u gonna use them all at once, i bet you could do it..........
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 24 2003 4:06AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Well I'd like to try, but i think I may need some help getting the last ones in...

You up for it?


On my way to goddom
Sep 24 2003 4:13AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
dude i want to know why you were looking for buttplugs in the first place....



I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
Sep 24 2003 4:21AM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
a priests phone to god, they have the anal plan from cingular
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Sep 24 2003 4:27AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
actually i was looking through consumptionjunction.com's porn list to send to a buddy for his 18th and that was on the list for the porn store along with the vid and shit

.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet
Sep 24 2003 5:00AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
there is an instuctional vid to go along with that?



I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
Sep 24 2003 6:36AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
there is also a matching '3 wise men' triple penitration dildo




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 24 2003 6:40AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
oh shit man I want that!


On my way to goddom
Sep 24 2003 12:46PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I thought you were all about religion and not going against whatever's in the bible Tyler, why post this?
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Sep 24 2003 10:52PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
haha its the funniest thing ever... wow to religious toys

.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet
Sep 25 2003 1:08AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
guess whos back... back again...

.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet
Sep 26 2003 5:57AM
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