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having an i need some new gear sale
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das right. time to clean out the summer gear and move in some new winter gear. so anyone wanna buy:
1. specialized p3- $1500cdn
2 z3 qr20 fork - $200
3. brand new oakley juliets - $325
4. my little sister - any reasonable offer
5. super nintendo and sega saturn - old $chool yo
6.pair of 2000 or 2001 salomon xscream 7.0 boots size 27.5 one of the toungs is ripped but fixable - $80
7. bell balistics fullface helmet (bike) yellow size m. some scratches and shit -$30
8. lazer tag stuff. the one that shoots like 500' - $25
9.rca camcorder tripod -$15
10. some other crap that i cant think of
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dude how old is your sister? is she hot? (just kidding)....or am i?
I'll give you $50 for her if shes hot and of legal age, otherwise $10, and you gotta keep her til shes legal (just kidding)
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shes 15. i dont know are you hot? ps ill throw her in with the bike.
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slavery is still legal right?
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shit. I think my mom might have gave the laser tag to some poor kids.
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shit shes 15????????? i wouldnt take her,shes way to fucken old
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haha stef
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i want an SNES again
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I want the 15 year old girl.
even pictures will do
no, i'm not kidding.
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has she been devirgenized yet, or is there still guesswork involved??
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yeah ill def buy the bike if you throw her in. we wan tpics!
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How much do you want for the shit you can't think of? Msg. me....
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15 is still too old,im thinking along the lines of a nice fresh 4 year old........yeah thatd be sweet,devirginize her twat and her ass and keep going till her ears start to bleed
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ok buy the bike and shes yours. no pics tthough you have to chance it. and shes a bitch. for the stuff i cant think of I would like $15 but i will cover the shipping on that.
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ok buy the bike and shes yours. no pics tthough you have to chance it. and shes a bitch. for the stuff i cant think of I would like $15 but i will cover the shipping on that.
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throw in your mom and you have a deal.
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