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Does mountain dew/other drinks shrink your balls?

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TheButterHashira
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A girl told me that as I was drinking a mountain dew. I am wondering if this is true or not. I figured that NS would have some insight.
Jan 24 2008 6:32PM
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yeahno
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fuck you
Jun 27 2011 7:33PM
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Piste.Off
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haha, miss you and your posts man
Jun 27 2011 7:33PM
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.spaghetticat.
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:)
Jun 27 2011 7:35PM
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yeahno
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(:
Jun 27 2011 7:38PM
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.spaghetticat.
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Jun 27 2011 7:44PM
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.spaghetticat.
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epic fail
Jun 27 2011 7:44PM
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Radio
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I know it's bullshit. But can someone put out some actualy facts to prove to my friend he's a fucking pussy bitch. I love Mt dew.
Jun 27 2011 7:49PM
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TOK
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Mountain Dew has no effect on the size of your testicles.

^fact.
Jun 27 2011 7:51PM
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Mr.Turtle
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my balls are the size of cocoa puffs and i drink mt. Dew every day
Jun 27 2011 7:54PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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mountain dew is my go to drink and im all balls
Jun 27 2011 7:56PM
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TheButterHashira
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I saw this thread title and had to shake my head, then I saw who wrote it....
Jun 27 2011 9:25PM
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[tk]
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doesn't actually lower your sperm count.there was a soda during the 90's similar to mtn dew which DID lower your sperm count, so that led people to believe that all yellow sodas did too. but then when they tested these other sodas, they discovered it actually did nothing and was perfectly fine to drink.
Jun 27 2011 9:31PM
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[tk]
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hahahaa
Jun 27 2011 9:33PM
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Abc567def
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ahha self pwn
Jun 27 2011 9:53PM
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