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Does mountain dew/other drinks shrink your balls?

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TheButterHashira
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A girl told me that as I was drinking a mountain dew. I am wondering if this is true or not. I figured that NS would have some insight.
Jan 24 2008 6:32PM
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killabees
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no shes dumb. it does lower your sperm count.
end of thread
Jan 24 2008 6:34PM
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Nicholas.
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the dye yellow #5 slightly decreases your sperm count apparently, not enough to notice im sure and uhhh even if that would be sick cause it lowers your risk of getting a girl preggs.
Jan 24 2008 6:34PM
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killabees
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nick what the fuck...
ignore this post...
I ANSWERD IT ALREADY
haha... okay im done
Jan 24 2008 6:35PM
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Nicholas.
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i thought i had first post, hax0r.
Jan 24 2008 6:37PM
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TheButterHashira
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aww shit nick I think you just got pwned
Jan 24 2008 6:37PM
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killabees
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nick, who let you out of the kitchen and off your knees?

Jan 24 2008 6:38PM
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Piste.Off
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Me
Jan 24 2008 6:44PM
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killabees
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i knew it!!! you shedevil
Jan 24 2008 6:52PM
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anxju
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tanner im sorry to say that in the next 5 days, your balls will shrink to the size of that sausage in your icon
Jan 24 2008 6:58PM
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killabees
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guys honestly... why keep posting
i said END OF THREAD
Jan 24 2008 7:01PM
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TheButterHashira
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damn, gotta tea bag some hoes before they gone
Jan 24 2008 7:03PM
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Elijah.
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Uh... Mountain Dew doesn't even lower your sperm count.
Jan 24 2008 7:03PM
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killabees
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you would know
Jan 24 2008 7:04PM
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K2boarder149
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whats up with latley and all these dumb threads
Jan 24 2008 7:06PM
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killabees
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yea someones obviously letting women post
Jan 24 2008 7:07PM
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Nicholas.
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thanks daddy.


and tyler what are you fucking ted bundy or something?
Jan 24 2008 7:09PM
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killabees
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i had to wiki that shit
and just trying to be an e-douche.
is it working?
Jan 24 2008 7:13PM
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UNREAL
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No.
Jan 24 2008 7:18PM
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Nicholas.
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as always.
Jan 24 2008 7:18PM
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TheButterHashira
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If women werent allowed to talk this thread would have never been created.

Jan 24 2008 7:43PM
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killabees
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the good ol days
Jan 24 2008 7:45PM
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powder_weasel
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It's not the Mountain Dew. Your balls are just naturally small.

Jan 24 2008 8:21PM
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ijibgoremtn
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haha its funny cuz its true haha
Jan 24 2008 8:22PM
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coolhandluke
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it actually makes your balls swell and increases your sperm count.  but girls tell you the opposite.  because when you bust a HUUUUGE load all over their face they be like "damn he was drinking mountain dew again"
Jan 24 2008 8:27PM
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potato_man
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beat me to it
Jan 24 2008 8:30PM
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east_toast
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mountain dew tastes good in trix cereal and when you eat it you get ADHD
Jan 24 2008 8:33PM
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ryanwar6
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neither yellow #5 nor any other ingredient in mountain dew causes anything to happen to your reproductive system. they is all urban legends. if it did in fact do this, I am sure the FDA would have figured it out long ago, or at least before middle schoolers figured it out
Jan 24 2008 8:53PM
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coolhandluke
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you fail for thinking a government agency is more productive than a group of middle schoolers
Jan 25 2008 2:06AM
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Billiards.
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itll make your balls go to the size of a grapefriut so aaaa yeah if you want camel balss..
Jan 25 2008 8:54AM
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Elijah.
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Haha I posted that right after my health class, where we actually talked about that.
Jan 25 2008 10:52AM
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whattheshit
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amazing a 10 year old myth. 

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp
Jan 25 2008 11:02AM
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Mat.
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okay, suppose this myth were true. what would be going on down there if girls were drinking that sheezy. WHAT I SAY!
Jan 25 2008 12:23PM
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chazz.
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Jan 25 2008 12:36PM
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Clebo1
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lmao

yeah your just leting it get into your head.
they were that size to begin with.
Jan 25 2008 12:52PM
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popNfresh44
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how do people believe shit like this...
Jan 25 2008 7:34PM
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freestyler540
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your an idiot if you even believe this...its like saying you go blind if you jack off


Jan 25 2008 7:38PM
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killabees
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dont joke around... i knew a guy
Jan 25 2008 7:41PM
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Alex_thedroog
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hahahaha
Jan 25 2008 7:48PM
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powder_weasel
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You can pop a blood vessel if you are straining too hard.
Jan 26 2008 12:49AM
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ride-rider
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it lowers your sperm count a bit, but i think your in good shape.  One guy if the sperm was perfectly placed could make every chick in the U.S. pregnant.... you got  a lot of little buddies swimmin in your pond man.
Jan 26 2008 1:04AM
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armadillo
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haha
Jan 26 2008 1:06AM
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TheButterHashira
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Thats not true? why is my vision so bad then?
Jan 26 2008 1:18AM
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T.Spliff
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it kills your little aqua marines soilders
Jan 26 2008 3:44AM
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yeahno
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lols
Jun 27 2011 7:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
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1 word..... Summer NSG (one word and an abbreviation)
Jun 27 2011 7:25PM
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TOK
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drink mountain dew erryday.
balls size of your head.
/thread.
Jun 27 2011 7:28PM
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AWALLRUS.
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drinking mountain dew turns your penis inside out
Jun 27 2011 7:28PM
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Chlamydia
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should have gave her some Arabian goggles and asked her what she thought
Jun 27 2011 7:29PM
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Tonic
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This thread was made January of 2008, that's winter dog.
Jun 27 2011 7:31PM
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.spaghetticat.
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why would u bump it with such a worthless post? lols? really
Jun 27 2011 7:31PM
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