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Im back, but I'm shitty drunk on some saki. I arrived at December 31, 1999 Japan after approximately 8.1 agonizing seconds of "Party Time". Started out pretty mellow with alotta people stressin bout some kinda Y2k disease, but I told everyone it'd be alright cause I was from the future and 1945 looks like it was alot worse. Things quickly got out of hand from there. A little asian hottie started rubbin up on me. She passed me a note, then started grabbin at my nuts. She had unusually strong hands, and I just wasn't feelin her for some reason. Here's the note she gave me on the cocktail napkin:
私はあなたに愛を作りたいと思う。私は私の陰茎を示す。それから私達はろばと懸命に性交する。
After witnessing what I could only describe as midget sex, I left the club in a hurry. I knew I had to get out of there, and I didn't want to hang around for 8.1 years to get back to your time. It took me another 20 minutes before I found a karaoke bar with some japanese homies thug enough to sing some party time in reverse for me, since my walkman doesn't seem to have that capacity.
Anyways, I'll get back to work. Forgive me, I keep having to go back in time to repair the drunken slurs I am typing.
at what period of time do fat people become a source of food?
1 who wins 2008 slopestyle
2 is arnold president
3 is marijuana legal
4 is thall still a gangsta
You have hover boards in your time, however the design has since been improved upon.
Pebecorn is the staple crop of our time. A comination of corn, beans, and peanuts, it is genetically modified to contain all essential micro/macronutrients including all essential amino acids. It also induces a paingasm upon overindulgance, so waste/obesity is rare. However, there is an underground sect/religion that claims that without daily paingasms, one is doomed to an 'eternal hell'. It is said that their ancestors once shopped at Walmart and watched vehicles make left turns for hours at a time. Most do not participate in the rituals themselves, yet openly harrass those around them for their 'abominations'.
