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resnick13
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I was in some restaurant eating my dinner, casually ordering some chicken while I decided to go to the washroom before my plate arrived.

I went into the pisser and and face to face with the urinal. I start peeing and I heard some noise coming from the stall next to me. It was some old lady saying 'shit, shit' over and over again.

She comes out of the stall with her pants down and her old wrinkley ass is hanging out of her pants. She says to me 'what the hell are you doing in here?' and I said 'ummm, this is the mens washroom' and she says 'it's the women's handicap you pervert'. I give her some strange look as she walks out the door with her pants still down.

Now unless I can't read a symbol properly and unless women started using urinals, she had to be fucking nuts.

I guess the point I was trying to bring up is it would be sort of funny getting old and crazy. You can't remember things, you can't see, and you lose your mind. Pretty insane...

- Marc
Sep 22 2003 9:23AM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
your cells start to die and oldness is what you're left with


'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'
-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
Sep 22 2003 3:36PM
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-madd_trixx-
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well they don't start to die, they keep dieing...and dieing.....and dieing


'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'
-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
Sep 22 2003 3:37PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
There's a protein in your genes called telomerase, which makes random assortments of letters on the end of each of your genes, so that when they duplicate, they don't lose any important genetic information. Only nonsensical letters, called telomeres. Each gene only has a limited number of telomeres, so, after a while, when all the telomeres are used up, each time a gene is duplicated, it loses a bit of information and the cells in your body bnegin to deteriorate.

Yeah, so blame the telomeres.


Teddy
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Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Sep 22 2003 3:56PM
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hucksterjibber15
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my grandma has alzheimers and does shit like that, she will be at the bar and think she is at church. she does some funny shit when she gets in her crazy states, i laugh at her and my mom gets mad, then she says only one more year till u r 18, and then i laugh at her
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Sep 22 2003 5:30PM
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icecreamsandwich
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there was a crazy lady on the bus yesterday. she was singing and she wouldnt stop....it was really annoying..i wanted to punch her. but i didnt...she was old...and i wouldnt do that ever. but i wanted to. really bad.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Sep 22 2003 7:53PM
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Capurnicus
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Teddy, the bio has you.

I was just about to say that. That makes both of us dorks I guess.

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Sep 22 2003 8:28PM
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