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McDonalds wont let me grow a goatee :(

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jibmaster_josh
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my manager said if i dont shave by my next shift he's gonna send me home. damn son thats unfortunate.
Jan 20 2008 8:14PM
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eheath
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Tip 1: Don't work at Mcdonalds.
Jan 20 2008 8:18PM
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doublexl
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Jan 20 2008 8:37PM
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rudager
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Tip 2: try not to eat there so much
Jan 20 2008 8:37PM
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freestyler540
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thats some great advice


Jan 20 2008 8:44PM
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Crackaghan
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tip #3: Listen to tip 1 & 2
Jan 20 2008 8:45PM
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pbandj
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its my understanding that the mcdonalds in canada pay decently
Jan 20 2008 8:49PM
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shibby
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^Apparently they have GREAT benefits too.
Jan 20 2008 8:50PM
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jibmaster_josh
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^ starting pay 7.75/h 15 cent raise every 6 months and 50% off any mcdicks in canada, 25% off shoes at payless (i only buy work shoes there anyways, so its not that great), 10% off regular priced merchandise at future shop stores across canada, train ticket discounts, 10% off choice hotels canada, etc. i forget the rest.
Jan 20 2008 8:54PM
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pbandj
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i guess i was mistaken thats not that great
Jan 20 2008 8:58PM
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Alex_thedroog
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SOLUTION!

quit! facial hair is much cooler then working at mcdonalds.
Jan 20 2008 8:58PM
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steezyjibber
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tip #4: if you eat at mcdonald's, be sure to eat a big mac
Jan 20 2008 9:21PM
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*rkp*
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tip #5: don't grow a goatee. they're gross.
Jan 20 2008 9:24PM
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VT_scratch
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#6 always go to drivethrough and order 2 double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu but ask for no cheese so you get good cost for hamburgers cuz their cheese is disgusting fake proscessed american shit cheese which i hate and they dont have premade double hamburgers so they have to make fresh hot ones which i enjoy eating.

not a run on sentence at all.
Jan 20 2008 9:37PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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In canada we use CANADIAN cheese. much better.
Jan 20 2008 9:40PM
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Sean...M
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Tip #583: Don't eat the buttcheese
Jan 20 2008 9:45PM
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VT_scratch
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im pretty sure its the same gross shit... i used to live in canada and spend every summer there now.
Jan 20 2008 10:00PM
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doublexl
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1 dolla chezburger bruh.
Jan 20 2008 10:09PM
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whattheshit
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depends on where in canada you are.  in alberta, fort mcmurray, mcD's couldn't find anyone to flip burgers for 15 dollars an hour.
Jan 20 2008 10:10PM
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pbandj
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thats pretty good pay, i mean most mc d's around me start you out at 8 usd an hour, 15 an hour is amazing for flipping burgers
Jan 20 2008 10:13PM
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jibmaster_josh
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thats a common misconception. they dont get flipped.
Jan 20 2008 10:14PM
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Mat.
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In Russia Cheeseburger eats you!
Jan 20 2008 11:08PM
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shibby
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Damn, I though they had maaaaaaaad student benefits and scholarships. Guess I was wrong.
Jan 22 2008 8:34PM
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jimmychung
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tip #578: grow a goatee someplace on your body where you manager can't see just to spite him.
Jan 22 2008 9:25PM
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McTwist83
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I loled

Jan 22 2008 9:35PM
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DANETRON
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No way can mcds tell you that you cant have facial hair. Grow it and if they give you shit spit in your bosses face and flip him the bird
Jan 22 2008 9:36PM
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987321654hgfd
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then he gets fired and doesnt have a job, which will lead to him contracting aids because he has to become a prostitute
Jan 22 2008 9:41PM
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Skierguy1234
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Real Fact # 238
"McDonald's is like the disney land of fast food restaurants."
Jan 22 2008 9:46PM
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Silence
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It is unhygienic.
Jan 22 2008 10:09PM
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IcePointa
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Ask them if you need to shave your pubes too
Jan 22 2008 10:20PM
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Elijah.
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McDonalds (+ rest of fast food corporate industry) is actually so fucking processed it's ridiculous. Honestly, after reading a book about the whole deal, I don't think I can eat there again without being stoned as fuck.

Jan 22 2008 10:57PM
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ajax
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Fast Food Nation perhaps? If so, this book changed my perspective on the fast food industry as well as other large industries.
Jan 22 2008 11:13PM
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DANETRON
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While I can see how thats a valid point I also see how Mcd likes to be control freaks over thier employees.

But on another note did you know that some MCDs have a dumpster full of grease somewhere on the property? I didnt know that untill like a year ago. Its so much fun to throw random objects in there

Jan 22 2008 11:27PM
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sirskizalot
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hahaha
Jan 22 2008 11:40PM
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Elijah.
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It's very similar, but it goes more in depth to the chemistry and such of what actually goes down.
Jan 22 2008 11:40PM
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skifree919
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well whats it called?
Jan 23 2008 12:28AM
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Silence
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The one i worked at had nothing of the sort.
Jan 23 2008 1:41AM
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pbandj
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most restaurants do, that grease gets recycled somehow, so its worth money, i think you get like 75 bucks a barrel for that shit
Jan 23 2008 9:13AM
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tommihq
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I dont want to ruin my McD's experience so i dont read books. Some amazing problem solving there
Jan 23 2008 10:10AM
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Benedetto.
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i'll admit that i didn't read the whole thread but i seriously got fired from mcdonalds when i was 16 because they used too bug me to shave and i would refuse. they finally sent me home and to make a statement, i went in the next day not shaving. well, i got fired haha
Jan 23 2008 3:21PM
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Mat.
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hahaha that would be gold.
Jan 23 2008 3:43PM
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leckett1
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Tip #I forget what number:

Ask for a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun. We be up in this drive thru, order for two, I got a cravin' for a number 9 like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle. For rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle. Doctor Pepper by brother, and another for your mother. Double double supersize and don't forget the fries.
Jan 23 2008 4:11PM
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jibmaster_josh
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^ haha i sing that every time i work
Jan 23 2008 10:57PM
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fuzz.
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lolll
Jan 23 2008 10:59PM
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Pippin
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haha it was inevitable
Jan 23 2008 11:05PM
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BEARS.
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tip #5: quit.
Jan 24 2008 12:34AM
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Sno.
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apartments around here are about 1200 too...but our mcdonalds pay like 8 bucks/hr
Jan 24 2008 12:40AM
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pbandj
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yeah... my new loft.. 600 a month... you can find good prices and a nice place if you're willing to sacrifice, personally i love my new loft, it's got brick walls, some are drywall with ivory paint, and hardwood, floors, and this is in massachusetts, cost of living in the northeast is pretty high, but if you know where to look/are willing to make some sacrifices than it's cool, my apartment has 2 rooms and a bathroom, so it's prettttty dope
Jan 24 2008 1:39AM
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