Ok so my friend is getting new skis mounted with new bindings and I tell him to make sure they mount them dead center or a little back from dead center so he calls them up and their like, "uh we dont do dead center, we have three settings we can mount your bindings. "Regular" which is the normal place, "insane" which is 3 cm forward of regular or, "ADDICTED" which is 5 cm forward of regular." So im like are you fucking kidding me? who the fuck do they think they are trying to commoditize something so simple as where you mount your skis. Like i just want go over there and bust out laughing in their face and maybe vomit a little on the counter. Discuss