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What's worse than a snowblader?

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stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
A snowblader with ski poles.


I swear it's the stupidest thing I've ever saw. Makes no sense.
Jan 17 2008 10:51PM
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Lemuel
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yo i remember those. they were so gay
Jan 18 2008 3:02PM
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TheButterHashira
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How about some middle eastern descent girl wearing a mini skirt and leggings snowboarding. seen that at my hill. Or a snowboarder gril with a dog in her purse
Jan 18 2008 4:05PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
saw one today.
Jan 18 2008 4:09PM
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salomonskiier12
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correction: *a chineese snowblader with poles a fanny-pack and a helmet cam and poles.
imagine a whole family of them. tearin up the mountain like badasses.
Jan 18 2008 4:10PM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
dipshit
Jan 18 2008 4:21PM
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damoreski
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10
a snowblader with poles scrapin down the park
Jan 18 2008 5:29PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
"What's worse than a snowblader?"

Somebody that hates on snowbladers because they're stuck up and can only have fun by trying to bring other people down.

scrub.
Jan 18 2008 6:50PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
the people who bring snowskates up the mountain and try to shred the park
Jan 18 2008 7:29PM
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D-TIZLE
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
dude that is sick were can I get one of those things?
Jan 18 2008 7:35PM
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stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
You must be a snowblader
Jan 18 2008 9:40PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10

90 yr old telemarker skiers taking up the whole damn trail going like 4 with helmet cams

Jan 18 2008 10:26PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
exactly what I thought.
Jan 18 2008 10:40PM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53
i think i have the winner:
last year i saw som kid in the park with one of those 30$ "snowboards" that you can buy at wal-mart...you know with the hard plastic base and the single strap velcro bindings
Jan 19 2008 10:22AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
actually i snowboard, but thanks for trying to look cool for all your newschooler internet friends.

its funny how much you guys care about what other people are doing, it's almost like trying to fun regulate other people and want them all to be the same and ride the same way.

if you're going to make assumptions, present a viable argument to me, because "you must be a snowblader" makes me not take you seriously, and discard your right to communicate with others in an intelligable form.

So smart ass, tell me WHY you care at all about snowbladers, do they threaten your appearance as a skier? is it because they don't look as cool with shorter ski's? or is it because the sport isn't as developed?

Please, share your knowledge, or lack thereof. because as of now, i think you just feel threatened that another type of skiing (yes, snowblading IS skiing) has emerged, and are joining the hate wagon to feel good about yourself, even though you've gone stale with your own sport and have to bring yourself down to hating on another sport.

again, PLEASE share any arguments you have against other sports, unless they're completely retarded reasons, then i dont care what you have to say
Jan 19 2008 12:26PM
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faux_real
Posts: 984 - Karma: 250
a park rat.


the snowblader has an excuse for making shitty turns and never leaving the park (90 cm skis). the park rat has no one but himself to blame.
Jan 19 2008 1:02PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
the worst is a snowblader with poles and snowbladers with there pants above there boots and gay spyder jacekts haha. and racing helmets hahaha
Jan 19 2008 1:15PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
Lol! I remember those.
Jan 19 2008 1:39PM
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-Nick-
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 24
your a dumbass
Jan 19 2008 3:56PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
those snowbikes look so fun
Jan 19 2008 7:34PM
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Kgallacher
Posts: 736 - Karma: 471
a snowblader with poles
Jan 19 2008 7:41PM
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Kgallacher
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they need em poles for when the snowbladers are doing  gnarly backcountry lines
Jan 19 2008 7:43PM
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Steezasaurus
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i wasnt tryin to rant on boarders thts why i put quotes on the word snowboard. i was sayin that i saw someone  tryin to ride park with a plastic board
Jan 19 2008 8:01PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
yeah but the majority of asians are snow-challenged, no offence
Jan 19 2008 8:48PM
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stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
thanks for the essay but this thread was meant to be joking around.  you should get that ski pole out of your ass and just chill and stop crying about allthe hate going on in the world.

if you didn't see my original post, I was stating my opinion that snowbladers with poles lokks stupid and makes no sense. 

plus i don't really care if snowblading is a type of skiing or not.  it is of no consequence.  you can say monoski is a type of snowboarding and I bet you'd be crying about it also
Jan 19 2008 8:58PM
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theres_ghosts
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is that possible?
Jan 19 2008 9:26PM
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bundy
Posts: 154 - Karma: 16
about a week ago there was 10 of them with poles in the park.. it was hilarious
Jan 19 2008 11:45PM
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Whitlock
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10

being a virgin at the age of 40 is worse...

Jan 19 2008 11:53PM
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Dylan_
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haters like you ?
who cares they feel comfortable doing it, they probally think your gay on skis bigger than you
Jan 20 2008 12:01AM
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stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
yeah so?  I let them think what they want and I expect you and them to do the same for me
Jan 20 2008 8:20AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

an essay was 5 paragraphs, no i don't hear any valid arguments, so you fail at me caring what you think

Jan 26 2008 7:09PM
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stingfire
Posts: 315 - Karma: 13
of course you don't see any arguments.  I'm not arguing about anything.  snowbladers can think skiing is gay all they want.  i don't care
Jan 26 2008 8:26PM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
whats worse than a snowblader? 
a snowblader with these neon goggles, a ghetto rental helmet, and camo overalls that walks into the lunch building with his snowblades on and goes into the bathroom, takes  a piss with his snowblades still on, and walks out.  my friends and i almost died laughing.

true story
Jan 26 2008 8:49PM
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