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corbenketelsen
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im watching this comedian talk about farts and i got to thinkin. when its windy and snowin hard i do the coat zip up to the nose deal. when i pop one out though its kinda like a fart sack of death. i have a feeling im not the only one.
Jan 16 2008 1:16AM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
Thanks for that.
Jan 16 2008 1:30AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
your obviously uncool anyways
cause if your steezy you dont zip up your jacket past your neck, duh
so your farts are for your bad steeze im sorry your fucked
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Jan 16 2008 1:35AM
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.makuma.
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Jan 16 2008 10:58AM
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samwise
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there's something about a fart, that when appropriatley placed, brings overwhelimg joy
Jan 16 2008 3:32PM
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ShreddingthaGnar
Posts: 454 - Karma: 18
If you think a coat and pants combo is bad, try a breakfast of southwest chicken chili and a one piece.
Jan 16 2008 3:43PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
why do farts smell????

So deaf people can enjoy them also......

me and corrupt always fart in our one class cause we have a bitch teacher it's really funny when she walks by us to tell us to stop talking or whatever and we rip ass on her...
Jan 16 2008 3:51PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
hahahah i just loled a little bit
Jan 16 2008 3:57PM
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stompdat
Posts: 641 - Karma: 50

I believe it's called a dutch oven.

Jan 16 2008 6:00PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
dutch oven is when you trap someone usually a girl under the covers after you have farted trapping them in the ass vapors of death
Jan 16 2008 6:22PM
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fourhundred
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1.Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

2. The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Jan 16 2008 6:29PM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
bump
Feb 4 2008 2:29AM
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AOTEAROA
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best and yet worst thread on here.
Feb 4 2008 2:43AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
they just stay in there forever eh? its even worse with a drysuit when water ramping
Feb 4 2008 2:58AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Give it 30 seconds and you'll be sleeping on the couch.
Feb 4 2008 12:58PM
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08-Line_Rider
Posts: 641 - Karma: 11
thats funny as hell either way
Feb 4 2008 1:03PM
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ryano
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ahahahahha
Feb 4 2008 1:55PM
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puhiS
Posts: 218 - Karma: 10
dont eat food = no farts = no problemo
Feb 4 2008 2:08PM
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