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Ive been trying to open a bottle of sobe for an hour

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splooshie
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...im desperatly thirsty and i have no idea on how to get this open. omg. i need help what should i do
Jan 14 2008 11:55PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
maybe you should try a bit harder
Jan 14 2008 11:56PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
1: grab your bottle
2: place hand on top
3: grip tightly
4: twist off
5: enjoy
Jan 14 2008 11:57PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Gotta be smarter than the bottle.
Jan 14 2008 11:57PM
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splooshie
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dude i swear its literally impossible

i havnt even got it past the first little click when you open it

i have a vitamin water in the fridge downstairs but.. im too lazy and its 12 o clock and i dont want to wake anyone up
Jan 14 2008 11:58PM
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Benedetto.
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try not being a little weak fuck

Jan 14 2008 11:59PM
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splooshie
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OMFG now my hand is all sweaty so it keeps slipping NOOOOO
Jan 15 2008 12:02AM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
ok

i got it open

im very satisfied.. its mango melon flavor.....

but that was fucking hard to get open
Jan 15 2008 12:04AM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
hahaha that really sucks
Jan 15 2008 12:05AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
I hate when that shit happens! Like when a bottle of pop has the cap screwed down too tight by their assembly line machines. Those can be fucking impossible to open.
Jan 15 2008 12:07AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
next time put the top of the bottle in hot water for a bit and it makes it easier to open
Jan 15 2008 12:23AM
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ILoveOhio
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 253
This thread is amazing.
Jan 15 2008 12:24AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Mango Melon is so legit, the Blueberry/blackberry flavor is the best though.  The cranberry grapefruit is good too, even though I don't really like either of those flavors they are good combined.
Jan 15 2008 12:42AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
use the key to shut off the dumbass lock
Jan 15 2008 12:43AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
bang it repeatedly with ur head
Jan 15 2008 12:48AM
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doublexl
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i love your icon so much...
Jan 15 2008 1:14AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
just smash it against your teeth some of it will fly into your mouth
Jan 15 2008 1:15AM
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