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Should I eat the scorpion at the bottom of my tequilla bottle

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thelazyboy
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so my friend brought back a few bottles of tequilla from mexico . we are drinking this one right now and it has a scorpion at the bottom of it . we are almost finished the whole bottle and the decision to eat the scorpion will have to be made pretty soon. so yeah ive heard of worms in bottles . but i Have no idea if eating a scorpion is safe . the only reference i have is from bear grylls and it is too cut the stinger (good advice if you ask me) but yeah will it have any effects . I remember someone vaguely telling me that eating the worm makes you halluciante. is that true ? if so will this hold true for a scorpion

anyone ever eaten a scorpion on here ?
Jan 14 2008 10:12PM
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RJD2
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i have heard of people eating fried scorpions. They are supposed to be good
Jan 14 2008 10:14PM
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DeSena
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i have seen those, but i would NEVER eat it, yo ucan though
Jan 14 2008 10:14PM
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2+2=5
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sure why not...
Jan 14 2008 10:15PM
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Shpadoinkle
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You HAVE to. It will just be mushy though, and will taste like well...mushy tequila.
Jan 14 2008 10:15PM
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saucybiscuits
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be safe and dont.


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be a man and eat the whole thing in one bite.
Jan 14 2008 10:15PM
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Tinga
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eating it sounds good to me and your drunk mind.
Jan 14 2008 10:15PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
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DO it! and post some pics up aha
Jan 14 2008 10:15PM
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comeatmebro
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everyone knows if you finish the bottle you have to eat the worm, so im gonna say this holds true to the scorpion too...
Jan 14 2008 10:17PM
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mellifluous
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Cut of the stinger,thennn.....



EAT IT

I watched Survivorman eat it in the Sahara Desert. He was fine. But he cooked it.

Jan 14 2008 10:17PM
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SteezyasPie
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im pretty sure if he cooked the scorpion, it would end up flambe 
Jan 14 2008 10:19PM
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james44
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i bet its already cooked cuase it seems like a bad idea to put a dead animal into a drank
but then again its alcohol so that probs killed all the bacteria
Jan 14 2008 10:20PM
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ijibgoremtn
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hell yeah eat that shit, but dont eat the stinging part cut that shit off

Jan 14 2008 10:21PM
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mellifluous
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Idk he cooked it over a small fire in the middle of the desert, lightly.
Jan 14 2008 10:23PM
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thelazyboy
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so yeah my manhood took the better of it and i ate it . I cut off the stinger and claws thingys because they didnt look tasty enough . the thing tasted like a tequilla flavored chip . once you bite on it , it breaks off and it take a few good  chews to swallow it well .

if anyone wonders i named it gerald

now im going to kfc to eat something a little tastier


payccce


Jan 14 2008 10:31PM
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salamander
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its fine bro ive done it once. my uncle ate the scorpion out of a tequila bottle at a family party and was fine. 2 first hand references. its harmless.
Jan 14 2008 11:22PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
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how the fuck is there a scorpion in your tequila? is it alive cause that would be siick!
Jan 14 2008 11:37PM
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popNfresh44
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RIP Gerald
Jan 14 2008 11:39PM
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mothaeast
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scorpionfish?
Jan 14 2008 11:39PM
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PacificRimJob
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How would anything survive the wrath of being bottled up in alcohol...
Jan 14 2008 11:41PM
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.jc.
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U know I am prett ysure surviviorman's scorpion didnt have tequila all over it so i dont htink he had to worry about flambe
Jan 14 2008 11:44PM
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thementhol
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hhahhah why not ? You already drink whole battle, it won't hurt to eat the scorpion

Jan 14 2008 11:51PM
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Rajna
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Fuckin' do it
Jan 14 2008 11:56PM
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Silence
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I've heard of Tequila worms, but Scorpions!?
Jan 15 2008 12:22AM
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DDrem.
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do it. itl make for a good story no matter what
Jan 15 2008 12:25AM
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SteezePatrol
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fuck biting swallow that shit
Jan 15 2008 12:28AM
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james44
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why dont people read threads before they post?
he already did it and the scorpion was named gerald
Jan 15 2008 12:29AM
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mmallender.
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It would obviously be the MOST HAMMERED scorpion ever
Jan 15 2008 12:34AM
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sirskizalot
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hmmmmmm
i wouldnt eat a scorpion
Jan 15 2008 12:45AM
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skithebert
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was it really tequila?  cause I'm pretty sure the liquor with the worm is actually mezcal and not tequila.
Jan 15 2008 12:51AM
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Silence
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PLEASE take pics of you eating a tequilascorpion
Jan 15 2008 12:53AM
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beezey
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we neeeeeeed pictures or your just a lier
Jan 15 2008 1:12AM
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skiEER
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you have to eat it
Jan 15 2008 1:18AM
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-justice-
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haha props for eating that scorpion.  i assume it was a smaller one?
Jan 15 2008 1:21AM
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VT_FLO
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its from mexico, of course they didnt pre cook it
Jan 15 2008 9:15PM
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VT_FLO
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bear grylls could do it
Jan 15 2008 9:16PM
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SteezyasPie
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i meant the tequila soaked one haha
Jan 15 2008 9:27PM
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2+2=5
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im guessing the alochol soaked into the scorpion and all the nasty poison stuff got cleaned and washed out, so its safe.
Jan 15 2008 9:59PM
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colin13
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what bear grylls speaks is law.
Jan 15 2008 10:04PM
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Mezmerize19
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Can I ask why there is a scorpion in your bottle in the first place?
Jan 15 2008 10:08PM
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An10a_Eng
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there used to be a video of some kid eating a scorpion on here. he held it by the stinger and bit off right before it. he also ended up puking about 12 seconds after he finished it.
Jan 16 2008 10:01AM
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jimmychung
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too bad bear doesn't know shit about fuck. i'm pretty sure les fried those suckers up and at them whole.
Jan 16 2008 10:02AM
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dave44
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lets try sticking you in a bottle of alcohol
Jan 16 2008 11:26AM
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skiing_monkeys
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   eat it and then tell me if i can cos i got a bottle with a scorpion in it and also would like to know if it will kill me!???
Jan 16 2008 1:29PM
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TheButterHashira
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If it wasn't safe to eat it probably wouldn't be in the bottle of a product designed for human consumption. One time I had some kind of vodka that had a stawberry in it. It was pretty good.
Jan 16 2008 1:51PM
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jksl
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acYExF4RRqE

Jan 16 2008 2:03PM
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ThaLorax
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yes.
Jan 16 2008 2:09PM
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Shpadoinkle
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It's been soaked in tequila...c'mon! I bet it would be like eating a shrimp.
Jan 16 2008 2:47PM
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CJHski
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^^ that video is funny shit
Jan 16 2008 3:32PM
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GrassCutter86
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haha, thanks for sharing that video
Jan 16 2008 4:00PM
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