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Duffle_Bag_Boy
Posts: 44 - Karma: 11
Yeah I know there was a thread about this. But I'm asking a different question kinda.  So if you see a girls who's smokin, and you dont know her at all. How do you go up and talk to her? what do you say? How do you build it up and get the number.
Jan 10 2008 8:21PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
you: "hey ashley how is it going?"
her: "I'm not Ashley"
you: "Oh shit sorry Ashley is this other smoking hot goddess I know"
you: continue the conversation the best way you see fit. it works every time and works even better if you are staring at her titties
Jan 10 2008 8:34PM
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TRLnottheshow
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
yo i gott these cheeeeeseeee burgerrrssss girllllll ILL SUCK YOUR DICK GIRL
Jan 10 2008 8:35PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
hey, theres a WoW party at my casa tonight.
Jan 10 2008 8:58PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

at a party?

if so, pick two different drinks, whatever they may be. example: a PBR and a Corona (just an example)...go up to her and say "I'm having a hard time choosing, if it were you, would you pick the PBR or the Corona", if she says "PBR", you open the Corona, and give the PBR to her, or vice versa.

Also, at a party you can ask her if she wants to get people together and start a drinking game.

if you don't drink, then I'm sorry my advice was no good.

Jan 10 2008 9:00PM
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McTwist83
Posts: 282 - Karma: 11
How much does a polair bear weight? Enough to break the ice....
If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd name you the "McBeautiful!'
either that or invite her to your swee lan party
Jan 10 2008 9:03PM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Jan 11 2008 2:44PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
"hey, can i tickle the inside of your belly button?"
Jan 11 2008 2:46PM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
What do you say we try an Australian Kiss?
It's just like a French kiss, down under.
Jan 11 2008 2:50PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
oh shit, that's a good one! it's actually pretty good...i am definitely trying that if i remember.
Jan 11 2008 3:12PM
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shibby
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I can see that working if you tone it down a bit. The burr one was a great idea too.
Jan 11 2008 3:18PM
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Whitlock
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10

guy: my watch tells me you arent wearing any panties
girl: yea i am
guy: oh must be five minutes fast...

guy: how much does a polar bear weigh?
girl: how much?
guy: enough to break the ice...hi my name is ______

Jan 11 2008 3:18PM
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furball
Posts: 64 - Karma: 11
You must be tired cuz you were running through my dreams all night.... SCREAMING
Jan 11 2008 3:30PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

If you see a girl just walk over and sit or stand next to her like you know her.  This will spakr her curiosity.  She'll say something like "hi?" or "hello?" and probably laugh.  In that case just be like 'whats up?'  If shes like "what are you doin?" thats not as good but could work but you might wanna escape and just be like "just chillen, you know, relaxing, taking it easy, long day, so how are you?"

Jan 11 2008 3:57PM
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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
your graphics are so beautiful they rival those of halo 3
Jan 11 2008 4:25PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
aye bitch. im lil wayne


thats it
Jan 11 2008 4:32PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75g_A731q0
try doing this.
Jan 11 2008 4:37PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
or you could just bone her while dancing.
Jan 11 2008 4:57PM
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gingersteeze270
Posts: 358 - Karma: 784
walk up and be like yo lady bitch wanna fuck
Jan 11 2008 5:02PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
if i have to drop some cheesy pick up line to get with some girl at a club/party then shes not my type
Jan 11 2008 5:04PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
and thats why you will never in your life get laid
Jan 11 2008 5:11PM
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Pamela.
Posts: 68 - Karma: 11
lmao did that line even make sense? corny pick up lines are annoying anyway lol
Jan 11 2008 6:04PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
i lost my number can i have yours
Jan 11 2008 6:08PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
or number 27 on luke_van_valin_dating.com
you- hey, my name is                , how are you?
you-wanna go out for some chicken and sex?
her-no!
you- what, you dont like chicken

or try any others from here http://community.freeskier.com/videos/video.php?video_id=323 haha such a great video
Jan 11 2008 7:06PM
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Conker
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lol
Jan 11 2008 7:16PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
go up and ask for a smoke
Jan 11 2008 7:54PM
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