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Alex Martini- Definition of Student Athlete

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College is a time when you are a student. But sometimes you can be an athlete as well. 99% of student athletes fail out of school and work at Mc D's. But Alex Martini once again cannot be stopped. Although he appears to be no longer going to college, he still is. And at the same time he is skiing better than anyone else in the world. He studies stem cell research at the University of Florida and drives to Colorado during the winters to excel his skiing ability. Alex works with the anti drug company D.A.R.E to help prevent drug use among young teens but to support it in adult teens. Alex is also working on his new ski, THE MaRTINIWEENI. It will be made by the amplid ski company and will hopfully be out by 2009. The MaRTINIWEENI will be the best ski ever.

Jan 10 2008 7:53PM

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Crazy Fool

ok...

Jan 10 2008 8:14PM

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Alex Martini sounds like a snowlerblader name.

Jan 10 2008 8:16PM

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Alex works with the anti drug company D.A.R.E to help prevent drug use among young teens but to support it in adult teens.

..bahahahaha

Jan 10 2008 8:40PM

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sounds like a cool kid

Jan 10 2008 8:42PM

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Insane

i didnt even catch this at first. lol

Jan 10 2008 8:42PM

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your so gay. your giving him a bad rep by doing this

Jan 10 2008 8:57PM

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they're definitely friends if not the same person

Jan 10 2008 9:26PM

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yea hes stagin him hard core

Jan 10 2008 9:27PM

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No Life

I dont think those facts are accurate. Only around 98 % of student athletes dont graduate.

Jan 10 2008 9:34PM

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Also gotta love "Although he appears to be no longer going to college"...

Jan 10 2008 9:37PM

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Pro

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jan 10 2008 9:59PM

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Crazy Fool

hahahahahahahaha!!

Jan 10 2008 10:10PM

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Crazy Fool

beautiful.

Jan 10 2008 11:21PM

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Loner

self hype is so hot right now.

Jan 10 2008 11:22PM

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Insane

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i roflcopterd

Jan 10 2008 11:24PM

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Crazy Fool

wow

Jan 10 2008 11:41PM

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Oh Ehm Gee what an incredible person.

Jan 11 2008 9:37AM

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Hahahha i love how everyone thinks this is alex posting these, i think it would be twice as funny if it actually was...

Jan 11 2008 9:49AM

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I've always known Alex to dabble in those stem cells, but I need him to send D.A.R.E. to my house immediately.

Jan 11 2008 9:57AM

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if only alex had any work ethic, he might be all you say mike

Jan 11 2008 5:55PM

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OCTO_TRUCKDRIVER

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welcome to ns, home of self hype

Jan 11 2008 6:04PM

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welcome to ns, home of the clueless claimers

Jan 11 2008 6:55PM

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Insane

"College is a time when you are a student"

HAhahaha

Jan 11 2008 10:42PM

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is alex matini a fag?

Jan 11 2008 11:16PM

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Crazy Fool

best part of the thread!

Jan 12 2008 1:54AM

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Insane

lolz

Feb 7 2010 11:24PM

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Insane

wow, truly amazing and motivational.

Feb 8 2010 12:50AM

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definitely one of the funnier bumps i've seen

Feb 8 2010 1:15AM

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Insane

2 year old pointless thread

Feb 8 2010 1:16AM

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No Life

alex martini for president!

Feb 8 2010 1:33AM

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travis_halverson

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Insane

I heard DARE didnt work that well

Feb 8 2010 2:31AM

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HAHAHAHA said it perfectly scofield

this thread is A+ material

Feb 8 2010 3:10AM

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No Life

Click for larger image

Feb 8 2010 3:12AM

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Im pretty sure or almost positive that alex works in a resturaunt in Boulder..

Feb 8 2010 9:55AM

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