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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10

dear newschoolers, i come to you at a time of need. our friends our having a drinking competition soon, involving games and the most consumption, we have teams of three people and im the captain. there are about 5 teams.

so if you have tips i would like to hear them (tips to drink more, not throw up, stay sober, etc...)

Jan 9 2008 5:58PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
eat before, don't be a pussy. that's about all i got.
Jan 9 2008 6:00PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
I'm unfortunately quite experienced at this - see pic of beer wall in my profile..

Do it over a long time, eat, don't mix drinks, pace yourself..skulling a beer early on will only fuck you up an hour later..
I'd be getting your tolerance up before the big day too..
Drink 5-10 beers a day each day coming into the comp, your body will take a drinking comp much better that way..

Fuck i dunno - there isn't any secret to how NOT to get drunk and throw up man, once your body has had enough, it's game over.

Consider the tactical chunder - drink along and when you feel like you are about to spew, head off to the bathroom, throw it up and then keep drinking - you'll be right for another few hours
Jan 9 2008 6:06PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10

o and i also have a pretty decent tollerance for my size im 120 pounds and 5'7 and on a good day ill usually drink 10-15 shots/ beers to get drunk.. so basically im just worried about throwing up

Jan 9 2008 6:25PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
im only a little bigger than you and ive done half a handle in a night. you just have to eat a lot before and man up. dont worry about puking just do it stealthy, worry about passing out.
Jan 9 2008 6:35PM
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gmack24
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yooo i have a beer olympics party set up when I get back to school, probably like teams of 20-25....what games are you guys playing? I'm trying to figure out what games I should use.
Jan 9 2008 6:39PM
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freestyler540
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take light beer and remove the label


Jan 9 2008 6:42PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Or pull a KvS and drink non alcoholic beer haha..kenny is a cock
Jan 9 2008 6:42PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
^Yeah same deal as this guy. I would like to have a similar event this summer. What games are you all playing?
Jan 9 2008 6:44PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Centurion is good (100 shots in 100 minutes)
Jan 9 2008 6:46PM
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dammitmike
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i dont really know if you can build up your tolerance days before the comp but i do know that staying hydrated as much as possible leading up to the comp will help you out. dont need to OD on water, just make sure your drinking enough of it each day leading up to the comp.
Jan 9 2008 6:48PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
fuck that i had a whole post about this drinking game called roxanne

basically you put on the song roxanne and line up shots and when a it says roxanne 1 person takes a shot and you just go in a circle...... you could probably do this with beer like take a mouthfull? iunno it sounds fun to me
Jan 9 2008 6:53PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
have a feast before the comp, eat as much as you possibly can that day and get it all in your stomach. it will slow down the alcohal digestion, allowing you to process more over a longer period of time
Jan 9 2008 6:55PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
last man standing i assume?
Jan 9 2008 6:58PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
don't be an idiot, let the booz catch up to you or you might end up in the hospital


Jan 9 2008 7:05PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
i've done that as my pregame b4 the bar works pretty good
Jan 9 2008 7:08PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Its a great way to start off the night
..it's pretty hard to get to the 100 minute mark so it usually ends up being last man standing..once you get to about 50, it gets harder and people start missing the shot on the minute etc

even 60 shots in 60 min is tough..

100 shots is 3 litres..
So thats 3 litres, which is about 8 beers each in 100 min, which is a whole beer (@375ml) every 12.5 minutes = drunk.

Haha its funny when you think about it that way
Jan 9 2008 7:10PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10

i think so far we have flip cup, beer pong, the viking game, the long poor, and the heavy weights on each team have a who can drink the most before puking

Jan 9 2008 7:28PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
don't die
Jan 9 2008 7:32PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Am I the only one to wonder what is wrong with a kid asking how to drink lots on an online forum?  Just go drink and have a good time, whoever counts how much they drink always exaggerates and shit anwyay just have fun dude, who cares if you are a lightweight, as far as I'm concerned once everyone is drunk they are all having fun as long as they aren't throwing up, and judging by this thread you are gonna over drink and end up throwing up and have a shitty time.
Jan 9 2008 7:33PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
the trick to not puking during century club or centurion as someone called it is to have 3 containers of beer open the whole way thru that way you get most the carbonation out of it and it doesn't build up in your stomach cause that usually how most ppl puke during that game
Jan 9 2008 7:44PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
Stare in the face!!
Jan 9 2008 7:45PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
this might sound dick but you need to know when its time to cut a kid off. If they just puked give him a time out. If he shits his pants give him a blanket and tell him its way past his bed time.
Jan 9 2008 7:47PM
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mr_aj_johnson
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
eat some greasy fried food before hand (chicken fingers or wings are perfect) the grease slows down the bodies ability to absorb alcohol. NO BREADS it just turns to suganr in your stomach and sugar actually increases the rate at wich your body absorbs alcohol. So it wont help a ton but you are better off drinking straight alcohol than you are mixing it with soda.

Be safe tho alcohol poisoning sucks a donkey dick
Jan 9 2008 8:12PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yea if you drink oil and eat before hand you can stomach a lot more, drinking oil lines the stomach lining which is how the OH group in the alcohol is absorbed, so drinking oil prevents the alcohol from reaching the blood stream for a while, pretty much just means you wiill be able to drink someone under the table, but in the end youll be very fucked up because the oil will just wear of and be digested, and eating means some of the alchol is absorbed into the food which is digested in the small intestines or not at all, thus you can drink more.  thats all i got for you, and dont die
Jan 9 2008 8:14PM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
if you're just drinking light beer, you won't be too bad

but throwing in some hard A games in the latter rounds will fuck you up quickly
Jan 9 2008 8:18PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
stop playing beer games and run train on tess already you fag
Jan 9 2008 8:21PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
this guy has valuable information...also prepare for one hell of a hang over....damn, haha.
Jan 9 2008 10:18PM
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ontwosticks
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alternate you're drinks with water. so whenever you can sneak off to drink water, drink a whole glass and go back to drinking. O and if worse comes to worst. Call help if someone can't throw up and can drink water after they get real sick. We had to send my roommate to the hospital when he couldn't throw up with his .41 BAC. So have fun, get drunk, but don't be completely fucking retarded, stopping time is stopping time.
Jan 9 2008 10:27PM
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turtleman321
Posts: 192 - Karma: 7
dont do the long pour. we tried it. it doesnt work even sober. its a huge fucking mess to clean up.
Jan 9 2008 10:54PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
hahaha when I first saw that I thought you meant actual shots and I was like ummmmmm, not safe.

but yea power hour is dope, I have ipowerhour on my comp, it's an itunes app that changes the song every minute so you know when to drink... genius
Jan 9 2008 11:02PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
you gotta have the eye of the jew
Jan 9 2008 11:05PM
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shibby
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^HAHAHA!
Jan 9 2008 11:12PM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
drink as much as possible the week before the competition, then the night before eat a lot of bread and shit... that should build your tolerance
Jan 9 2008 11:18PM
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maximus9182
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Just see how it goes..if you feel really drunk then dont drink anymore... drink MILK before
Jan 9 2008 11:52PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
Make sure you get some good distraction on the other team get one of your chick friends to flash the other team you will for sure win thats how i did it at my beerfest.
Jan 10 2008 12:11AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
get pumped up for it.  you can drink more if you have some adrenaline going
Jan 10 2008 11:30AM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
eat a bunch of carbs- bread or pasta- beforehand. drink a bunch of water before- during the contest, if you can. dont smoke any weed cuz then youll just get all spun out. and most important, dont get alcohol poisoning. ie, somewhat know your limits, and dont go TOO far past them. oh, and take pictures and post them here.
Jan 10 2008 1:10PM
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yelsel
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just like everyone else as said....eat a good amount before hand. try to stay away from greasy foods a/k/a mcdonalds or whatnot. that stuff is no good. eat carbs so that itll soak up the booze. if you get the breaking point just boot and rally. works everytime
Jan 10 2008 1:21PM
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mr_aj_johnson
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10

C'mon guys do not eat carbs if you want to be able to drink more. Carbs, especialy bread turn to sugars in your stomach and this in turn increases the rate at wich the body absorbs alcohol, thus getting you drunk faster. You need to eat somthing that coats the stomach liner and slows the rate at wich the body absorbs. ie- oily, greasy food. the oil and grease is what helps. Have you ever tried to scrub grease of your dishes? pain in the ass. Where as a desert plate with sugary shit or frosting rinses off with water in seconds. Kind of a poor example but you get the point.

Jan 10 2008 1:22PM
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