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What do you call a beater at your mountain??

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Freezeskier
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What do you guys call those annoying beginners, who get in your way of steezing at your mountain? what do you call them? Add to this list. I would love to expand my beater vocabluary

terms i use:
Gayper
Beater
Pounder
Turkey
Joey

Jan 7 2008 9:05PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
GAYPER!dont call gaypers joeys, my names joey fag!
Jan 7 2008 9:15PM
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D-HAWK
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snowboarders most of the time
haha
Jan 7 2008 9:18PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
what are now what would be known as gapers my dad used to call gorbies as a kid haha
Jan 7 2008 9:18PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
newb, noob, n00b etc.
Jan 7 2008 9:20PM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13
gorbies eh. thats a new or a old one
Jan 7 2008 9:21PM
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Lineskiah11
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a dubba

and recently i heard of "bender" because their knees bend when theyre snowplowing
Jan 7 2008 9:22PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
we dont have something we call a beater, but i live in nova scotia, and you can tell who the beaters are because they wear a nova scotia now suit( rental skis, rental boots, jeans, and a bombers jacket)
Jan 7 2008 9:27PM
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Blurst
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we call them yetis or noobs
Jan 7 2008 9:30PM
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crazyfuck
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gapers or "fudgies"... i live in a tourist town that is known for its fudge, so we call all the tourist "fudgies" since they seem to hit up the fudge stores like they're going out of business.  depending on how strongly the word is used, it can be anything from a simple joke to a full-blown insult... never though the name of a type of candy would be derogatory, huh?
Jan 7 2008 9:38PM
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sirskizalot
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hehehe
but i say gaper
Jan 7 2008 10:02PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
noobs
gapers
texans
Jan 7 2008 10:05PM
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Valind
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squares
Jan 7 2008 10:07PM
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televback1
Posts: 386 - Karma: 11
wahoo's 
missourians
texans
Jan 7 2008 10:12PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
fuckers

haha
Jan 7 2008 10:16PM
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[JP-of-SC]
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10

down here in the south we have 'floridiots' who try to drive the camaros from orlando to the resort. It works all the way up to the snow. That's when my buddies and i end up pushing them out of wherever the manage to get stuck.

Jan 7 2008 10:19PM
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skiminnesota
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oooooo good one
Jan 7 2008 10:26PM
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Scharff
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little kids are joeys and bigger people are kangaroos cuz a joey is a baby kangaroo
Jan 7 2008 11:14PM
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mattster
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the australians call them groms
Jan 7 2008 11:14PM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
i callem Lemmings - always in huge packs, always falling off everything and dying.
Jan 7 2008 11:20PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
i call em gomers
some times gayps
Jan 7 2008 11:23PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
gaper
joey
Jan 7 2008 11:26PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
old
Jan 7 2008 11:27PM
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Bdogg
Posts: 139 - Karma: 30
newbs, gorbies, wankers
Jan 7 2008 11:28PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
teeny fuckers
Jan 7 2008 11:36PM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
wankers
Jan 7 2008 11:45PM
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Sleet
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
Anyone who says noob is fucking gay. Sorry man, but i hate you
Jan 8 2008 12:04AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
shut up, n00bers noob newb noooooby newb.
Jan 8 2008 12:08AM
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Elijah.
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Nomensteven's right (what's new?), but I enjoy calling them gomers/gaypers.

Jan 8 2008 12:18AM
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garrett.
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sally gomer
Jan 8 2008 12:25AM
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nickmcnutt
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asians... not to be racist, but there are an unlimited amount of rookie asians that have no clue how to ski here... its unfortunate. at least they apologize, even if they diddnt do anything. you can hit them with a snowball and they will say sorry
Jan 8 2008 12:27AM
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tjski
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GROMS!!!!!
Jan 8 2008 12:28AM
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Powdered_Donuts
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blue jean bombers
joeys
gaypers

Jan 8 2008 12:29AM
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tele_tom
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hahaha. kudos to the newbies
Jan 8 2008 12:44AM
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jason...
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gorbies and gapers
Jan 8 2008 12:46AM
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InfernoHits
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Joey
Jan 8 2008 12:46AM
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liftedresearcher
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punters.
Jan 8 2008 1:00AM
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I-Ski-AK
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i laughed at that...
Jan 8 2008 1:10AM
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Literature
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Nothing unless they cut me off, and then it is generally some choice words in Spanish under my breath.
Jan 8 2008 1:12AM
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JuliusJ
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groms are little kids who are good. newbies and gapers include beginners and those who are not good. or not able to ski well.
Jan 8 2008 1:13AM
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overthehead
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a minnesotan
Jan 8 2008 1:14AM
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Jamie_Baril
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S.P.O.R.E.'s

Stupid people on rental equipment!
Jan 8 2008 1:17AM
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ride-rider
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noob/gaper


Jan 8 2008 1:21AM
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anto1034
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holy shiz where do you live because at least half the mountain is asians in so cal.
i bonked one on the helmet when he ate shiz right in front of me. haha
Jan 8 2008 1:24AM
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crazyfuck
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jesus christ, why on earth do we need to be SO CEREAL?!?!  ok, so tourists and gapers pump tons of money into the industry that helps everyone as a whole... so, if they're going to keep doing that while we joke about them behind their backs on NS- where i'm pretty sure they'll never go- what does it matter?  i think by now we all get it that these people help the industry, but my aunt Liz makes thanksgiving dinner every year and i still make fun of her.  gapers are the awkward black sheep of the skiing family and are treated as such.  just because we laugh at them doesn't mean we hate them- it means we find them entertaining in a humorous way, duh.  in closing, if something's silly, you should be allowed to laugh at it; gapers are silly, so we should be allowed to laugh at them.
Jan 8 2008 1:33AM
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tjski
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agian, this would be called "overkill"
Jan 8 2008 2:43AM
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stingfire
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how is that not being racist? 
Jan 8 2008 2:46AM
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crazyfuck
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wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it out your vagina?
Jan 8 2008 2:59AM
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SKlAN
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i would like to step off my high horse and remember we're all people at the end of the day, but when i can't do that i call them "hoozers"
Jan 8 2008 3:13AM
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zackblain
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 yea... most of the time its just snowboarders.
Jan 8 2008 6:46AM
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StanMcStanson
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STFU N00B!!!111
Jan 8 2008 6:51AM
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