My New invention that will revolotionalize skiing as we know it.

chicken · 2008-01-07 19:57:31

Imagine a ski that would allow you to ski in tons of new positions, would ski powder like none other and provide a new outlook on what can be accomplished on two planks. [IMG]http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1199753660-561323-360x193-1199753636untitled.JPG[/IMG] seriously, can you imagine the shit you could do on these. inverted rail slides, overhead grabs, flips while on the ground. it seems flawless, the only problem i see is the issue of screamin semins on these things.

MartyB

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thats soo gay

Jan 7 2008 8:00PM

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colin13

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so you would fit inside the circle? sounds fishy, might be too big to still be maneuverable. i like the idea anyway, would be sick if it worked out.

Jan 7 2008 8:01PM

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jedi.Jim

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Insane

You're saying that we'd be skiing with circles on our feet?

Jan 7 2008 8:02PM

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sirskizalot

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.....interesting

Jan 7 2008 8:03PM

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Jan 7 2008 8:04PM

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jimmer

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fuck me, i quit.

Jan 7 2008 8:05PM

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actchill

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yeah...brad holmes did that in freeze like a long time ago

Jan 7 2008 8:06PM

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Skipig25

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sucks when you fall sideways.

same concept as the safety bike (see below) but with skis.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AdrAR2TuR7k

Jan 7 2008 8:09PM

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calebski.

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umm. one problem : how would you get on the lift?

Jan 7 2008 8:11PM

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.oz.

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cool idea but how'd you get on a chairlift?

Jan 7 2008 8:12PM

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.oz.

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cool idea but how'd you get on a chairlift?

Jan 7 2008 8:13PM

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chicken

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dammit i cant belive it was in freeze, yeah i was joking, i jsut saw the saftey bike.

fuck brad Holmes thought of everything

Jan 7 2008 8:13PM

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wynnyk

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How about my invention (if not invented yet):

Dual entry bindings not mounted center on skis, so if you're going to be doing more all-mountain or powder, step into them with there being less tail. When you're doing more switch or more park, step into them with there being more tail.

It's probably been heard of already, but I just thought of it.

Jan 7 2008 8:20PM

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what would you call and iron cross on these? a pacman?

Jan 7 2008 8:32PM

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how do u get on the lift.

Jan 7 2008 8:35PM

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KellyK

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you'd probably just start rolling and wouldn't be able to stop, then you'd crash into some gangsta gangstas and they'd go ape shit on your ass...ya know...bang bang skeet skeet

Jan 7 2008 8:37PM

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calebski.

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colin13

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you would need special boots then cause the toe and the heel of most boots are differently shaped.

Jan 7 2008 8:43PM

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eastcoastsoloMAN

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truning may be hard and falling would suck

Jan 7 2008 8:44PM

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chicken

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pretty much head did that with the mad trix.

big air and big mountain settings, you flipped the binding around though, so park was centred and mountain was back

Jan 7 2008 8:46PM

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skitoggrob

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ahhaha hmmmmm

keep at it, dont let people stop you

Jan 7 2008 8:59PM

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that would be funny to watch

Jan 7 2008 9:00PM

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asfffffffffdd

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Brad beat you to it

Jan 7 2008 9:07PM

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-Nick-

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lol rockered version

Jan 7 2008 9:09PM

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i dont get itt

Jan 7 2008 9:14PM

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hahaha i would just go down the hill spinning like a hampster wheel

Jan 7 2008 9:15PM

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J-Munz

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They would have to be really light because I dont think you would have much control with that much weight and momentum above you while turning....

to me these seem kinda gay... haha sorry

Jan 7 2008 9:20PM

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NS needs a song dedication thingy so I can dedicate youre so rad by the bouncing souls to you.

Jan 7 2008 9:40PM

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crazyfuck

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that'd break your ankles in no time... the amount of torque your ankles would experience would splinter them.

Jan 7 2008 9:43PM

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Mezmerize19

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Sounds like Twisted Metal:

Jan 7 2008 10:26PM

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EastCoastSki*

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that was definitely in freeze mag. something else in freeze mag was brad holmes i believe (maybe it was someone else) as a pimp on skis. he def had fish bowls attached to his skis... w/ fish in them.

anyway. that is a semi-sick idea. but how the hell are you gonna get on the lift buddy. as well as the size issue of them actually being maneuverable.

Jan 7 2008 10:30PM

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HiroProtagonist

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HAhahahaahahaha...... so great.

Jan 8 2008 2:30AM

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ValPow

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dude seriously, what the fuck

Jan 8 2008 9:37AM

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Literature

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I would manage to seriously injure myself on those. No joke.

Jan 8 2008 11:27AM

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Fintendo

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Mark Gonzales did that with a whole bunch of skateboards too

Jan 8 2008 11:34AM

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"I dont do shit, I get shit done, I ski around the world but the west coast is where im from"

Jan 8 2008 1:34PM

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somebody just needs to invent skis that can float over the ground. then its never icey, and you can ski all year long, but I guess crashing would hurt more.

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