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How do i get laid?

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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
I spend most of my time skiing and when im not skiing you can find me commenting on pictures of pretty girls on newschoolers or myspace. Im decent looking and ive got the standard requirements for being steezy. Sagged pants, bandanas, truck drivers, high post count, etc.. No matter how many nice comments I post or time i spend on AIM i cant seem to get anywhere. Fellow NSers please help!
Dec 29 2007 6:10PM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
best thread ever award
Dec 30 2007 1:52AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
change your name to McLovin
Dec 30 2007 4:18AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
Just remember...

'It's not rape, it's surprise sex!'
Dec 30 2007 5:18AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahaha, fucking great. Quality thread, my friend. By the way, your icon indicates you might own Wu-Tang Think Differently, Wu-Tang Meets the Indie Culture... and if you do own it, you should hook me up. Danke.
Dec 30 2007 12:28PM
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grubix2
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Always remember what Cyndy Lauper once said... and for those of you out of touch with the 80's she said:

"Girls just wanna have fun"

The best thing you can do is show girls a good time.  Just hanging out with your friends in public places making asses of yourselves and dicking around is clutch.  Just don't be immature about it.  My buddies and I have picked up girls in the ski lodge, Movie Theatres, Wal-Mart etc.  Sheetz is a gold mine at like 1:30-2:00 AM when people are leaving parties and bars.  Haha when we were 18 my buddies and I picked up 3, 21 year old chicks that just left a club at Sheetz and took them back to my friends place to drink more.

So many guys focus on "trying" to get laid.  Don't try so hard.  Every girl you meet isn't a potential lay.  Have girls that are just your friend.  When girls see you out with other girls, #1 they already assume that you're cool, and #2 if the girls you're with are good looking, they may be curious if thats your girlfriend and get slightly jealous.  Not to mention girls that are just friends, may try to hook you up with their friends, and give you advice with other girls.  And also that way you don't come across as too desperate.  Desperate guys are such a turn off to girls.  Kind of a catch 22 huh.  But if you can get over that, you'll do well.

And when it comes down to actually the act of getting laid, in my experience, the best thing you can do is be honest with girls.  Don't lie, and be sneaky and play girls out.  If you're honest and tell them straight up, you're normally good.  Because they have no reason to be mad at you then.

Just my 2 cents
Dec 30 2007 2:39PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54

Yeah exactly, that's what attracted me to my boyfriend. He's got 4 thousand-some posts..he had me at rofl.

Dec 30 2007 2:45PM
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PatVigorito
Posts: 405 - Karma: 12
you want it?
Dec 30 2007 7:41PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
haha
Dec 30 2007 8:12PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Yessir.
Dec 30 2007 10:57PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
First off, to the creator, quality thread man.  Hahahah, I've been laughing the whole way through.

And this is damn good advice to anyone who's actually having problems with girls.
Dec 30 2007 11:33PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
you said that you leave comments AND you have a high post count!?

how are you not slaying the pussy right now
Dec 30 2007 11:39PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
you are a good thinker. my buddies and i were in the mall looking for girls before and they had this "amazing plan" that of course, i had to try. i went into hollister told this girl she was the same size as my sis and asked her to try on a shirt for me. i ended up going to see a movie with her later that night. i was just amazed that my retarded fucking buddies plan actually worked, twas amazing indeed.
Dec 31 2007 12:14AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i see exactly where you're going wrong here, where you're truck drivering, you should be liu kanging. simple solution...do more liu kangs.
Dec 31 2007 12:29AM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
your my saviour jeff!
Dec 31 2007 10:47AM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
go to the play boy mansion and kill the old dude and take over for him
Dec 31 2007 11:40AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
today is new years eve,go to a fine ass bittties house,get them crunk as hell. just like on superbad. when they get home saying "i cant belive i just fucked him" you laughing your ass at home saying hahah i was that bitches mistake lol.
Dec 31 2007 12:25PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
well now that you created this thread i dont think that any girl on here will ever want to get laid with you.
Dec 31 2007 4:26PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
tell umm the mcnasty surprise is 12 inches long
Dec 31 2007 6:35PM
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Pirruccio
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 70
tell them your dads black
Dec 31 2007 6:56PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Kevin, I hear Creighton will pull your hair if you ask him nicely.
Dec 31 2007 7:24PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
aside from the spelling error this man knows it
Dec 31 2007 7:25PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730

find sluts in your area  on NS


theres plenty of them ..

Dec 31 2007 8:00PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
surprisingly it came from a guy
Jan 3 2008 7:16PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
more like "aww i was so shit faced last night i shouldn't of fucked that guy" "we can be that mistake!!!"

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Jan 3 2008 7:37PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

go for men you might have better luck, there's a lot more boys on ns than girls

Jan 3 2008 8:04PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
i heard you can get laid by clicking the "find a sex partner tonight" ads on porn websites.  Sometimes when i'm bored i go on gay chat rooms and pretend i'm a guy.
Jan 3 2008 8:08PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
HAHAHA oh god i love this thread
Jan 3 2008 8:36PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

uhhhhhh

Jan 3 2008 8:48PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30

Dude...you can't kill Hef. He kills YOU.

Jan 3 2008 8:50PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
soon as i hit 4k posts bitches were all over me. keep posting!
and roofies
Jan 3 2008 8:51PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11

ya your right they wont want to get laid with him they'll want to get laid BY him

Jan 3 2008 8:57PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
Good time
Jan 3 2008 8:59PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
oh now you talkin
Jan 3 2008 9:44PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
how don't you?
Jan 3 2008 9:52PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
hahaha. i love being passive aggressive.
Jan 3 2008 10:03PM
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TRLnottheshow
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10

make sure you tape it when it happens and show your NS buddies!

Jan 3 2008 10:15PM
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christo4
Posts: 232 - Karma: 10
a.k.a. the future of NSTV
Jan 3 2008 10:34PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
and spell rly weird and stuff cuz like gurlz are rly into that kinda stuff and like wuteva.
Jan 3 2008 10:38PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
hookers, best part about it is that you can kill them when you are done.
Jan 4 2008 1:29AM
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cousinmark
Posts: 939 - Karma: 29
eat mad garlic and cottage cheese. carry around an onion and eat in public places.        
Jan 4 2008 10:42AM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
Word, place yourself close to the girls. Also, what is your hairstyle?
Jan 4 2008 10:54AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
iv e got that problem to, but also i have the worst acne ever so that dose not help
Jan 4 2008 11:01AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
ME AND This kid know whats up yo.
Jan 4 2008 11:13AM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
try talking to people in person and not over the internet?

Jan 4 2008 12:38PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
i loled broski good work
Jan 4 2008 12:55PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
wow yuou got ball to make this thread and that things you wrote in this thread will never get laid
Jan 4 2008 12:59PM
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