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How do i get laid?

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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
I spend most of my time skiing and when im not skiing you can find me commenting on pictures of pretty girls on newschoolers or myspace. Im decent looking and ive got the standard requirements for being steezy. Sagged pants, bandanas, truck drivers, high post count, etc.. No matter how many nice comments I post or time i spend on AIM i cant seem to get anywhere. Fellow NSers please help!
Dec 29 2007 6:10PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
"Sagged pants, bandanas, truck drivers, high post count, etc.."


Any girl would be half mental not to go for you. Whats the deal chicas?
Dec 29 2007 6:15PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
Find a sick skier chick and show off your steeze. Ahhv.
Dec 29 2007 6:17PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
alchol
Dec 29 2007 6:19PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
your so funny... try being a comedian that might get you somewhere
Dec 29 2007 6:20PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
Maybe id have better luck on facebook?
Dec 29 2007 6:20PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
hang out with your friends, not computer
Dec 29 2007 6:21PM
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White-Goblin
Posts: 325 - Karma: 9
go streakin in rush hour traffic and you'll surely find someone
Dec 29 2007 6:21PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
a gun
Dec 29 2007 6:21PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
ohhhhhhhh mcnasssttyyy ohhhh babbbyyy
Dec 29 2007 6:22PM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
yeah sagged pants, that what girls like. pause. not.
Dec 29 2007 6:22PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
Finally! My lucks turning, This hottie just messaged me on myspace and invited me to her webcam!
Dec 29 2007 6:24PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
uhhh thats what i want
Dec 29 2007 6:27PM
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White-Goblin
Posts: 325 - Karma: 9
go streakin in rush hour traffic and you'll surely find someone
Dec 29 2007 6:28PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
you got the hair? I find that the hair is a very important key
Dec 29 2007 6:30PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
oh yes, ive got hair. plenty of it. in fact, because i have such long hair sometimes when im in the shower lathered tips of my hair go into my eye and it stings like the dickens but i dont cry because im hardcore.
Dec 29 2007 6:32PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
go out and get em soldier
Dec 29 2007 6:34PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
get off the computer
Dec 29 2007 6:41PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
For starters, you need to getcho ass off ns.
Dec 29 2007 6:45PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
date rape drug!
Dec 29 2007 6:49PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
dear kevin,

thats not a girl
Dec 29 2007 6:49PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26
hahahaha
Dec 29 2007 6:51PM
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
I agree with my bruised lung, laceerated liver friend here. Its obviously a 39 year old man
Dec 29 2007 7:21PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Stay away from skier girls. They tend to have more skier dudes than you oogling at them.
Dec 29 2007 7:57PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
oh man, your going to get cyberlaid
seriously boy
get off the computer and socialize abit
Dec 29 2007 8:02PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
oh I hate when that happens
Dec 29 2007 8:03PM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
dont forget that the time you spend trying to get laid could be spent doing other stuff like skiing. if your ugly, or addicted to skiing, dont try for it for awhile. and if you do try for it, wear protection.
Dec 29 2007 8:04PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
yea, but you're like a dude, dude.
Dec 29 2007 8:05PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
heh.....
Dec 29 2007 8:06PM
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bigdaddytmac
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 14
not on the internet
Dec 29 2007 8:07PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87

awww kevy, are you jealous that your roomate gets more action than you?

Dec 29 2007 8:07PM
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creighton
Posts: 3837 - Karma: 3,400
do me do me!
Dec 29 2007 8:11PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
5183229180 4 a good time
Dec 29 2007 8:28PM
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illy
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
get off the computer and hang out with them in person and if that doesnt work than alchol deffinetly will...
Dec 29 2007 8:50PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
Facebook is where the loose women and pickpockets are.
Dec 29 2007 9:07PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
exactly!! partys,movies,or wuteva the hang out place is go with ur frineds and meet new ppl  even skiing!!
dont try 2 hard tho haha wuteva happens happens b chill dont care 2 much it will happen eventually haha

good luck man
Dec 29 2007 9:32PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
It's a man, man.
Dec 29 2007 9:34PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Oh and I know this is gonna be like a horrid place to go to but when im in Abecrombe & Fitch with my girlfriend I always go hot chick looking and theres nice deal of hot chicks in there. Maybe hollister too but I refuse to walk in that store so I wouldnt know. So be like hey, you think this shirt is cool, im shopping for my sisters b-day and flow a convo from there. try that shit? I dunno. Im really bored and am just posting whatever right now. fuck it. in the ass. with a steak knife. then pee in her butt
Dec 29 2007 9:48PM
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CerpinTaxt
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
If you slap a girl around a bit they come to love you for some reason. I have no idea why this works, but it does!
Dec 29 2007 9:54PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
i find my jew fro is very helpful



but basically dude, you find a woman, put your pee-pee in her woman-hole, and then shoot your man gravy
Dec 29 2007 10:00PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Buy an old goalie mask, cut off a cows head shower yourself in the blood then go to the mall wheil holding an axe, its SOOO hot right now.
Dec 29 2007 10:22PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Roofy- End Thread
Dec 29 2007 11:05PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
hahahahah!
Dec 29 2007 11:16PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
hahahahahha
Dec 29 2007 11:23PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
Do you wear your grillz when you go out?  I find that's a very key element.
Dec 29 2007 11:27PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
lol. should i tell him?
Dec 29 2007 11:31PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
dude i have the same problem, but i think its cuase i dont have enough posts yet. i heard that ns karma is a big turn on for the ladies though so help me out so i can get sooome
Dec 29 2007 11:37PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
by that i mean i vouch for  the return of the NS spellchecker.
Dec 29 2007 11:47PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
try booze....or myspace
Dec 29 2007 11:51PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
damn man, just pick em up on the hill, just kinda sneak onto a lift full of hot girls who can barely make it down the hill, and show em your skillz.
Dec 30 2007 12:54AM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
ski chicks are the best.  the main thing is, get off NS
Dec 30 2007 1:00AM
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