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Funny lift questions

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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
so i lost i bet  to a friend and i have to ask some people stupid questions on the lift when we go on our ski trip.

any suggestions?
Dec 27 2007 6:20PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
yeah you did hahah
Dec 27 2007 6:22PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
dress up as a gaper and just fuck around. Don't ask questions just mess up the lift. haha
Dec 27 2007 6:23PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17

you dropped your pocket...

Dec 27 2007 6:23PM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
Here are a few of the top of my head


why is the world flat
Isn't the Spears family a great role model for all of America
Where's Canada
What would you get if you cross breed a Mango and a Kiwi
Can you name five countries that end with -istan
Does this hat make me look fat
(if it's a girl) so does my goggle tan turn you on

there are a few
Dec 27 2007 6:27PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
have a funny accent when your next to a snowboarder and ask what he is riding

ASk them if they have a sister and if they say yes can you date them cause your lonley

ask them if they are interested in modeling for a porno and show them your camera


Dec 27 2007 6:28PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
oh god these are epic
Dec 27 2007 6:37PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
... and show them your dick, then try not to cry when she laughs at it's small stature
Dec 27 2007 6:40PM
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wev-skis
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
^^
owned
Dec 27 2007 6:57PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15

can't hold it against him, for god sakes it's freezing out there.

Dec 27 2007 7:07PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
you know i might just do that and then ill send the porn tapes to you so you can see what real sex is
Dec 27 2007 7:55PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
i did that and acted like i was borat haha
Dec 27 2007 8:08PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
ask normal questions with a foriegn accent
Dec 27 2007 8:15PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
Australian accents are always fun.
Dec 27 2007 8:20PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
How do you use this lift?
So I sit on it? how is that achieved?
what do I do with my sticks?
What does this sign mean?
Do I have to respect it?


Dec 27 2007 8:33PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
just speak gibberish while looking at them.
Dec 27 2007 8:38PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
start foaming at the mouth, and say " how's it goiin?"
Dec 27 2007 8:53PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
u could like drool and lick them 
Dec 27 2007 8:55PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
oh these are dope

keep em coming
Dec 27 2007 8:59PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
ask them their favourite food, and then ask them if they want to go and eat lunch at the chalet together becuase you're alone
Dec 27 2007 9:00PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
haha yeah. Turn around and face the lift and try to get on.
Dec 27 2007 9:23PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
oh I just got a good idea

dress like a gaper (red jacket, black pants, directional skis), and ask a bunch of park kids how they do stuff, and be really annoying about it.

then show them up
Dec 27 2007 9:39PM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
-ask the lift people if they will help you on the lift
-get real mad at people when they alternate in front of you
-ride up with people you dont know and ask them if its cool if you smoke a joint
-act like you have never skied before and ask them things like: where do they put the moguls in the summer?, if the lift goes up the mountain?, what the best city to get a hooker is?
Dec 27 2007 10:02PM
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wev-skis
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
^^
hahahah ask for help on the lift. hilarious
Dec 27 2007 10:04PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
you stole the moguls from SSX
Dec 27 2007 10:10PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89

can u put some sunscreen on my chest? my jackets all weird, and light comes through it

Dec 28 2007 12:37AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
right before u get off give the lift operator a thumb down...he will slow it down for you and then when you get off fall in front of the people....or you can keep the bar down and never lift it up so you have to back down the mountain
Dec 28 2007 2:09AM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

i LOL' so hard when i read that, i was just picturing someone doing that  ROFL

oh you should get those pills that make your mouth foam alot, or maybe they are not pills but i remember this trick if you put something in your mouth it makes ti foam like mad.

Dec 28 2007 2:18AM
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