Replying to Pass pulled (most bullshit reason, ever ever)
so today i was shredding vail with a homie and we had a super fun day hittin the freshies and what have you, and the time came to bounce outta der. so im haulin down a run, and im kinda at the point where im over turning and i just want to get off this choppy mogul run so i point it and stick skiers left where its not so moguly to avoid all the gaypers clusterfuckin the run. i see an old guy below making huge falling leaf turns traversing the entire slope and so i recorrect to avoid him because he didnt even think to look above to see if someone else had the right of way. so i miss him by a pretty big margin but im haulin balls and he had a problem with it. (keep in mind, nobody else on the run cept fo me him and homie.) so i get to the bottom and stop to wait for my homie when old doosh bag skis up and says "you were completely out of control, you had no regard for anyone on the run" blah blah you know im sure all of you have heard this at some time. im like, dude you were the one with no regard for the skiers code because you didnt see that youre huge old balls turns were about to cut off me and homie. so he goes on to say "you suck at skiing, i was watching you and you didnt turn once you are not good" so i reply, "fuck you, shut up" and proceed down the mountain. little did i know that this old balls turns out to be an OG of sorts at vail and he skis wif a wakie-talkie and is freinds with the CEO. so he's radioin my info into the ski patrol to catch me, and when i get down i pretty much have SWAT waiting for me. old balls skis up, says i was straitin the whole way down the mountain with no regard and when he first confronted me that immediately replied fuck you. so they pull my pass till the 26th (after mad deliberation) because of my bad attitude, when i wasnt even the first person to bring the 'tude to the table.
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