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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
would you? like she is an ugly nasty old chick, but she knows like every trick to sex there is.... so you know the sex is gona kick ass, but she is soooo old... and grose.... hmm.


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Sep 16 2003 5:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i would,the things she could do would be amazing


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Sep 16 2003 5:57PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
lol have had this discussion lotss and ya i would do it it would be crazy she would know soo many things
Sep 16 2003 5:58PM
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icecreamsandwich
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haha thank you dave. i believe we had this conversation the other day. ...i would not. i could not get past her being old. it would gross me out. but i do think she would be real good. seeing as she knows so much. right.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Sep 16 2003 6:38PM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
once the vommit stopped burning through my esophogus it might start to feel o.k.
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Sep 16 2003 11:54PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
wait...dave...you dont want to have sex with sue right? because...i mean..its just that....well. that would not be the happiest day of my life. *growls*
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
Sep 16 2003 11:58PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
the old lady from KingPin.....ewwwwwwww
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Sep 17 2003 12:03AM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
that lady was gross. any one watch arliss on HBO? now that was a gross lady the black guy had to sleep with
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

Sep 17 2003 12:22AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
if she busted out some of those cool innovative toys then perhaps...some alcohol would have to be consumed.
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Sep 17 2003 12:50AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i'll never forgot when she had the tongue vibrator in her mouth. Disturbing.

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Sep 17 2003 12:53AM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Who the hell is Sue and why would you even think about it if she is old and nasty?
Sep 17 2003 1:03AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
sunday night sex show genious

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Sep 17 2003 1:20AM
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PhaedeD
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who teh fuck is sue?












Go Big and Die!
Sep 17 2003 1:21AM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
yea she is a genious. she knows everything about sex and then some. but really, she is old, wrinkly and really ugly. if the lights were off, and i was drunk off my ass and couldnt see a thing only then would i slip into the grasp of the wonderous Sue Johannson.

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Sep 17 2003 1:23AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i dunno man i think it would kinda suck...'Ok, Heres what your going to do now, flip me over and tickle my ass hole....uhhh huh, yup, just like that, now, get ready for penetration. OK, now just go slow, dont force it it...uhhh huhhh, yup, OK thats good...ohhh oohhh, hmmm, nope nope, thats not right, let me show you the dolls...'

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fuck shit ass cunt

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Sep 17 2003 4:54AM
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jismontheslopes
Posts: 580 - Karma: 11
^ that was funny made me laugh
Sep 17 2003 5:02AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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Paulsy you are f***king disgusting...

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Sep 17 2003 7:44AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
she could probably deep throat like a champ, and more than likely she has no odour problems and is well groomed so she could be quite yummy and a little firecracker in the sack,think about it boys,an experienced gilf who knows pretty much everything,shes a keeper


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Sep 17 2003 7:46AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
That old hornbag is probably so loose you'd have to stick your cock into her lower intestines before you'd start to get any feeling of being inside her...


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Sep 17 2003 5:03PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
yeah i think im with jonas on this one!




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Sep 17 2003 5:07PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
whats wrong with that tho????


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Sep 17 2003 5:08PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'm not about to go doin' an appenDICKtomy on a senior slut like that smoked cigarette....


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Sep 17 2003 5:10PM
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