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How about girls..A perfect guy?

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SkiCA
Posts: 247 - Karma: 33
They have all these posts about their perfect girls...What would be your dream guy?
Sep 16 2003 2:25AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^'he won't get any'???? who'd want to go out with you then??!





I got nothin.
Sep 16 2003 4:42AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
i dunno- no one yet- damn horny dudes!
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 16 2003 4:45AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
this dude gets me wet.



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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 16 2003 4:48AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Snap, he is ass, what are you thinking cj? How could something like that get you wet?
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Sep 16 2003 4:55AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ohh burn chris. burn.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Sep 16 2003 4:56AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
its alright, im already ON FIRE

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 16 2003 4:58AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
hell ya you are..

-Sara

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skihood.com
Sep 16 2003 5:02AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
if you were a guy and gay, would you have a boner?

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 16 2003 5:03AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
I'm a guy and I'm straight and I have a boner.


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'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
- shortskichick
Sep 16 2003 5:11AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
oh steve, you're anything but straight.

I think I'd have a boner with that hotness chris. ohhh yes, definately

-Sara

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Sep 16 2003 5:12AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
I'm a chick, I'm straight, and I have a boner.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Sep 16 2003 5:14AM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
im scared of chicks with dicks, no offence tiffy. what is it with chicks and having a taller guy, no real problem for me but its pretty shallow(im not one to judge about shallowness)
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Sep 16 2003 5:17AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
well for me, it's just weird having somebody shorter than me cause I'm so short...I'm not like 'oh I can't like so and so cause they're short'. I know people like that though.

-Sara

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Sep 16 2003 5:24AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
my perfect guy; tall, strong, baby blues, cute smile, funny, skier/snowboarder


Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
Sep 16 2003 6:03AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
and shaggy hair


Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
Sep 16 2003 6:04AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^thats me minus the shaggy hair :)


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www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
Sep 16 2003 6:10AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^and the 'strong, baby blues, cute smile, funny,' thing too...

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 16 2003 6:11AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
Buuuuuuuuurn CJ.

I think Sam and CJ should settle their fights with mud wrestling.


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'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
- shortskichick
Sep 16 2003 6:37AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
sam would win, hes fat.....somehow that makes sense.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 16 2003 6:44AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha Sammers and Chris... you guys are the best.

Anyway, to elaborate on what I said before:
Tall (not essential, but it's always a plus since I'm 5'9), I don't care about hair or eye color although I really like hazel eyes, nice bod, athletic (I HATE when guys are lazy and just sit around on their asses all day and complain about being bored), funny but not annoying, sweet but not clingy, wild, likes trucks (preferrably Chevys) and rallying them, likes the outdoors and skiing/snowboarding (can't be too picky about the skiing thing here considering selection of them is quite limited), intellectual, knows when to have a serious conversation but not always serious, good kisser (essential, hah... I've had bad experiences), and doesn't treat me like their bitch ESPECIALLY around his friends. Oh hell no. I like to be able to just chill and not have to act all clingy and huggy lovey dovey ALL of the time, you know? Damn, I sound picky, but I'm really not... That's just my definition of the perfect guy. I don't care about smoking pot or alcohol as long as he's not like a hardcore dealer or something with a child abuse record.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 16 2003 8:53AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
sarah is def. NOT picky AT ALL


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www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
Sep 16 2003 8:56AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Oh, of course not. And oh yes PhaedeD... you're the perfect guy... yeah. Hahaha, silly


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 16 2003 9:02AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
It's cool, call me shallow if you want. Tall isn't a necessity for me but sometimes it can just be wierd when a guy is shorter, don't get me wrong - that wouldn't be a deciding factor. I've dated guys that are shorter than me but correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this was our PERFECT guy thread.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Sep 16 2003 2:22PM
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Yuki
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
The guy with the spare season pass...
Sep 16 2003 5:22PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
It confuses me when girl say they like guys with a nice ass, do they want a big one or a stong one? i dont see how a dude has have a nice ass may be its cuse im striat.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 16 2003 7:54PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
in my opinion- a nice ass on a guy is a small one-- if his ass is bigger than mine- that is just scary- i dunno though- for me it's not really the ass itself it's the way the guy covers it- like how he wears his pants or something...
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 16 2003 8:47PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
damn, you girls ask way too much. shit, im happy with my g/f.
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 16 2003 9:17PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
nothing beats a hot guy with a filthy mind:

To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 20:58:19
hi shugar plum,can i have your bum?

To: Lateralis
From: 221
On: 2003-09-16 21:03:29
not right now, the soft super taco i had for supper is playing havoc with my intestinal tract. unless your into that stuff, i mean its got the viscosity of warm margarine, probably feels great if you can get past the smell and the odd abrasive peanut chunk.

To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 21:05:05
im down with that shit....literally

To: Lateralis
From: 221
On: 2003-09-16 21:07:20
I can tell that really turned you on.

To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 21:08:08
my ass is so wet,im spackalling the lube on



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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS'
Sep 16 2003 9:38PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahahah..... this thread rocks


i will vouch for the fact that tiffy's boyfriend would be pissed at some of the stuff she does when she is riding... So... it's best if he doesnt know about these things... right tiff?!


-Jason
Sep 16 2003 9:53PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ya...it's gotta be a strong ass...def not big. And ya, how they cover their ass has a big factor in that.

Wow...one of the wakeboard instructors at this camp had the finest ass I've ever seen. It worked so perfectly cause his lower back was muscular and oh man...I stared and stared.

-Sara

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Sep 17 2003 12:10AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
oooooh, buuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnnnn...


Teddy
''It's good to know everything.''
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Poniverus
Sep 17 2003 12:22AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
what if he was all u could dream for, but had a weird rash all over his genitlia? hahahaha

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

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Sep 17 2003 12:37AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Yep yep Jas. Damn Cait would shit a break if she knew what I did, she would never let you ski with me again.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Sep 17 2003 1:05AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
so i should work on my ass?




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 17 2003 1:12AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha 221 and Stef... SO great, yet so gnarly


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 17 2003 1:18AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i am cursed, god damn big ass
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Sep 17 2003 1:19AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
manboobs are a definate plus....



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Sep 17 2003 1:56AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
man boobs are so dirty!-- especially when they are bigger than my girl boobs- that makes me so repulsed...
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 17 2003 3:50AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Beefy tits! Yumyum, eh Sammers? Hahaha.

Shorty, you need to know how to chill out and be more relaxed about things. You should have noticed by now that 99.9% of the gay comments made on here are jokes (except for Brody hitting on Duncan of course). Well, most of the posts in general are bull shit. Just CALM DOWN


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 17 2003 3:54AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
i am calm... i'm totally chill don't worrie--- i just feel really pathetic when a guy has bigger boobs than me- is makes me feel sad and insignificant
j/k- i don't give a crap- i just find it unatractive and stuff
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 17 2003 3:57AM
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SkiCA
Posts: 247 - Karma: 33
I saw this guy who had huge tits...man, I was almost jellious! Except for the fact that I was about to throw up
Sep 17 2003 5:37AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
the worst is when the guys with man boobs take their shirts off. oh man is that gross. haha

-Sara

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skihood.com
Sep 17 2003 5:58AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
AHHHHHH! Stop! This is about the perfect guy, not man boobs, damn. We've already had threads on this. Now back to the topic, please...


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 17 2003 6:13AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
What if there was a guy who had all the perfect features you've described, then he pulled off his shirt to reveal that he had an afro on his chest?


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Sep 18 2003 12:44AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I hate chest hair. And facial hair. If anyone has it shave it for their own well being. Please.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 18 2003 12:48AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
noo...don't shave it!!! If you do that, you'll have stubble and that's really gross looking. Use nair or wax it. it'll be smoother that way.

-Sara

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Sep 18 2003 12:53AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
on my pubes?




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 18 2003 1:55AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
No way, I dig kissing a guy with a 5 oclock shadow. It's kinda fun.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Sep 18 2003 3:49AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
what is it with tall guys and long dongs?



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Sep 18 2003 3:55AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Back hair is the worst.... my dad has a lot of that


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 18 2003 4:39AM
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