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How many 5 year olds can you take on?

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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I can knock 30 of those little fuckers out. How bout you guys?
Dec 16 2007 11:15PM
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Gharf
Posts: 1390 - Karma: 983
25. haha that d be so cool. just focus on a bad experience you had with little kidz, like in a train or a plane. and then let your rage kill them
Dec 17 2007 3:29PM
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nashbuck
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 39
30 fucking 9
Dec 17 2007 3:31PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60

lol did you put body builder with martial arts experience?

Dec 17 2007 4:48PM
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nashbuck
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 39
pretty much
Dec 17 2007 5:01PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
31
Dec 17 2007 5:04PM
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almostaskier
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33. So many 5 year olds i know could use an ass whooping.
Dec 17 2007 5:11PM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
25 you know no biggie
Dec 17 2007 5:12PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
i have the lowest so far
Dec 17 2007 5:27PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
33 man i was hopingit would be a game
Dec 17 2007 5:40PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
damn, 18 :(
Dec 17 2007 5:42PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
30 - apparently I lack a moral compass
Dec 17 2007 6:45PM
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Big--Ben
Posts: 508 - Karma: 296
33



I love the question " would you have a problem picking up a five-year-old and using him as a weapon against other five-year-olds" hahaha
Dec 17 2007 6:49PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
30 for me, bring it on
Dec 17 2007 7:14PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
29...i pwn zerg with ma protoss anyday.
Dec 17 2007 7:42PM
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NICK.VT
Posts: 178 - Karma: 10
26, BUt eventually they would chew my legs out from under me, i would fall down and the little shits would go for the jugular. 
Dec 17 2007 8:01PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
no dude those little fuckers are vicious in groups, i swear 30 of em could take a rhino, their like coyotes
Dec 17 2007 8:04PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
24 of the little bastards. Baha, that'd be so much fun.
Dec 17 2007 8:06PM
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hollygrove
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22
Dec 17 2007 8:11PM
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Ronix
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 33
25
Dec 17 2007 9:09PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
haha 22
Dec 17 2007 9:17PM
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jeremy.g
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33 god damn im a hearless bastard
Dec 17 2007 9:27PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
23 .....FUCK
Dec 17 2007 10:28PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
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31 by the way
i guess the little bastards never expected my eye gouging fury
Dec 17 2007 11:32PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
23
Dec 18 2007 1:31AM
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Shifty540
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 21
34 of them
Dec 18 2007 4:02AM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13

I know me too...:(

Dec 18 2007 8:09AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i got 31


then for the heck of it, i went and clicked all the best answers and they said 39
Dec 18 2007 11:23AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Forget that take the alcohol test on there and find out how much of a lush you are. I am a certified lush according to the results, of course I am 26 and have been drinking since about 14.
Dec 18 2007 12:04PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
here it is

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/booze
Dec 18 2007 12:17PM
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treejib_pow
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
i can take on 29 of them little shits:)
Dec 18 2007 12:34PM
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peterriley2
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32, if you play rugby youd probably get exactly the same score (or more) than me.
my boss told me this story today, he brought a van off pikeys (think 'snatch'), but went back for the MOT certificate (not realising there wouldnt be one as its stolen). one pikeys dad got his friend by the neck, and a group of little kids started throwing bricks at them. he said he had to kick one of the little kids in the face to be able to get away.
Dec 18 2007 12:55PM
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b-kul
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-3 damn...
Dec 18 2007 5:17PM
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VT_FLO
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34, because ive been doing martial arts for 8+years
Dec 18 2007 5:36PM
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First.Aid
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25, good enough for me
Dec 18 2007 5:56PM
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