Replying to I got fired because of NS.

I got fired from my job at target.

we have these big carts called flats in the backroom.

if you take a running start and jump on them, they roll for a loong time

i was doing 270's on/off, bs switchups, and tasty pretzels on the moving carts
my manager saw me and fired me for "unsafe behavior".

me=owned.