in english class we were talking about "literary" nonsense. like poems or rhymes or riddles or just plain sentances written with humor and wittyness not intended to make any sense at all. go ahead and write some...
ex:
If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattering, then thanksgiving and halloween would fall on the same date. -matsui. oceans 12
A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. -oceans 12
i only remember things when i'm wearing my yellow tie and purple pants. you caught me on a day that i'm wearing my green tie and red pants. therefore, dont even talk to me today, because i'm wearing my blue shoes. - my buddy collin
What a beautiful sky of aqua rainbows;
The grass is purple and the leaves are magenta.
Don't try to decipher the meaning of this poem; - friend of mine