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user098123
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So I started going to this new doc's office. Anyways, they need me to have a physical and i dunno if it will be more in depth than the ones they had us do for sports in high school. Anyway, think they'll do a drug test or anything like that? It's not for work or anything so I don't really care, more of just curious.
Dec 14 2007 2:40PM
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japanada
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basic shit, like heart, lungs, balls, no blood or drug tests. They may ask for you topiss in a cup, but its not for drugs, plus docs cant give out your info to parents.
Dec 14 2007 2:44PM
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user098123
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Ya I know that, I just don't feel like getting a lecture from a new doc haha.
Dec 14 2007 2:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Its probably just check your heart, listen to you breathe, feel your nuts, pee in a cup, have a nice day. I think the pee is just to check for blood in your urine.
Dec 14 2007 2:45PM
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jimmychung
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physicals don't normally ask for a urine test, i haven't had to give one for a long time. i think he'll just check your heart, eyes, ears, lungs, and balls. then maybe ask if you've had sex.
Dec 14 2007 2:51PM
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comeatmebro
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heart, breathing, balls, throat, ears all that good stuff. maybe pee in a cup, i haven't had to in forever though. also possibly ask about sexual activity idk...
Dec 14 2007 2:59PM
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MADmidwest
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pee test, but not for drugs
Dec 14 2007 7:13PM
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R-Bertsch
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drug tests cost money, so no they arent going to test for drugs if they aren't asked to (by mom), the doctor might ask if you use any recreational drugs but hes not a gonna sneak a pis test on you.
Dec 14 2007 7:20PM
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user098123
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I'm over 18 so my parents don't have anything to do with it. I was more of just curious.
Dec 14 2007 8:10PM
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jimmer
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"pull down your pants...now turn your head and cough."
Dec 14 2007 8:20PM
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user098123
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I'd be more worried of the prostate prod personally.
Dec 14 2007 8:21PM
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freestyler540
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I got a Transport Canada physical, they checked general health(heartbeat, blood pressure, infections, sight, piss test for electrolite balance, hernia ect...) No prostate though.


Dec 14 2007 8:25PM
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zylstra
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one time the doctor asked me to turn my head and cough. so i did, and then shes like nooo cough harder silllyyy i was like hey now lets keep this professional.
Dec 16 2007 12:21PM
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no_steeze_in_NY
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i remember my first physical after i started smokin and peeing in the cup and wondering if they test it for drugs and thinking i was gonna get busted. they dont though, i later found out
Dec 16 2007 12:47PM
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anxju
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i hate when the doc feels your balls and you have to cough
Dec 16 2007 1:55PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Is it weird that I've never had to cough when the guy feels my balls?
Dec 16 2007 2:06PM
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followCam
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why do you have to cough when they fell your balls? I've never had a full physical so it's never happened
Dec 16 2007 3:01PM
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