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What Do You Read When You Take A Shit

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saucybiscuits
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Post What You Read When Your On The Pot.

i'll Start:


Calvin And Hobbes

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StanMcStanson
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any magazine in the room
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ilikeplants
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i read the thread that was already made on this
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mike_e
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skiing magazine cause its in my bathroom freeskiers to good for the bathroom
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BusyJohnSohn
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freeskier, the hockey news, sports illustrated
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AMG.
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Freeskier
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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at home - freeskier or oprahs mag

public restroom - all the random numbers and shit on the wall and "derek is gay" or "mike is a fag" or "call 834-345-5764 for the best sex ever"   then i usually add my little newschoolers.com tag lol
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doublexl
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nothing. i usually mash a quick bowl or bump tunes.
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freestyler540
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Zit or discovery


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00000000
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Freeskier, and then I wipe my ass with it.
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steezyjibber
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i look at the floor
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Rocceral
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usually i'm in and out, but one time i did happen to thumb through stuff magazine.  there was this sweet article on this watch with a 1.5 inch screen in it.  The punch line read: "although having a 1.5 inch screen on your wrist isn't very practical, having the ability to watch jaws or anal asians 14 on your watch is still pretty effing cool"
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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no man, them pages are too glossy...

none of yo shit will stick to the paper
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ButteredToast.
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Shampoo Bottles.
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Ebanforpeace
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Simpsons comics...But beware..occasionally you will get really into one and forget your still on the pot..your ass will get pretty sore once you realize how long you've been sitting there.
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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oh, and thats such a disgrace!!

how could you use FREESKIER, of all magazines to wipe your ass with?

thats like lookin out your window at 2 feet of fresh and sayin "I've had better, I think im gonna go watch tv instead" haha
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freezed
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. It's the best.
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Mezmerize19
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the labels of whatever is around me. I always need to read something
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[~_~]
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Read? I thought everybody combed their pubes on the terlet?
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connoroh
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^ ha

i play tetris. or block breaker. i run your show at blockbreaker
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00000000
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cause freeskier sucks the balls. one read is all you need.
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Alex_thedroog
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freeskier or surfer or surfing.
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hurrisun
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i bring my laptop or play sp;itare on my new phone but before i got my phone i just sat there and enjoyed myself
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king.tubby
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usually powder, the newspaper, or my lonely planet new zealand guide
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jca
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i play brick or solitaire on my ipod
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EastcoastAR5
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Boston's Weekly Dig.
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