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Whats wrong with cereal

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LittleRaisin
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you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT the Trix rabbit, for example I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" NO. I'd be thinking "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big not me I don't even EAT breakfast nomore I mean, I eat when I get up but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money don't give me that shit. Back to stupid cereal mascots... Lucky Charms. FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? C'mon now, Lucky. I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. "They're after me Lucky Charms!" .... KILL THEM, BITCH! I dunno why I went off on this rant here it's just always bothered me."
Dec 12 2007 9:49PM
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ThaLetterM.
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PREACH!
Dec 12 2007 9:50PM
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DeSena
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thats a lot of words
Dec 12 2007 9:50PM
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Runnie_D
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How come trix changed from having cereal with shapes into just plain old boring balls it seems like it should be the other way around.
Dec 12 2007 9:54PM
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Meh42
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The elves that make all those kinds of sweet goodies went on strike.
Dec 12 2007 9:56PM
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skijunkiedtm
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thank you so much for that
Dec 12 2007 9:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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That's intense.
Dec 12 2007 9:58PM
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LittleRaisin
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sorry that its not formatted correctly opera doesnt work with the message thing.
Dec 12 2007 10:01PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126

haha, that is pretty fucking funny

Dec 12 2007 11:13PM
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Bepo
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haha, i loled
Dec 13 2007 12:43AM
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connoroh
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best part.

I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" NO. I'd be thinking "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
Dec 13 2007 12:45AM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

ROLF

If I was a 6-foot rabbit who wanted trix and was denied by little bastards, I'd use my MASSIVE $*%$ING CLAWS to disembowel those kids right after they eat breakfast and get al the cereal out of their stomachs for myself.

Dec 13 2007 1:03AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
HAHA...well said

Dec 13 2007 8:15AM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
This thread on top of having a snowday today have made my week
Dec 13 2007 12:46PM
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jimmychung
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CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?!?!?
Dec 13 2007 12:57PM
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I_Am_Mod
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amen! by god himself
Dec 13 2007 2:40PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
hahaha ive been thinking those same things for a long time but just couldnt put it into such elegant words...
Dec 13 2007 2:44PM
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*DrewT*
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Dec 13 2007 2:52PM
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stevie.
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I I agree, the Lucky Charms man should turn kids into marshmellows. That'd show the little bastards! Perhaps the Trix Bunny and the leprauchan should work together against the greedy children... just a thought
Dec 13 2007 2:55PM
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T.L.
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changing to balls was the biggest mistake ever.  its so plain now.
Dec 13 2007 11:38PM
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doublexl
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haha that was awesome!
Dec 13 2007 11:43PM
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Runnie_D
Posts: 743 - Karma: 31

For show

Dec 13 2007 11:53PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
hahahahaahahahahahahahahhaha


that was one of the best NS posts ever


but alot of that i do agree with

and yah the trix changing into like ball things pissed me off too.......they arent as fun to eat anymore
Dec 13 2007 11:55PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
yeah are the trix balls permanent? i sure hope not, i was hoping it was just a temporary fuckup.
Dec 13 2007 11:55PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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That was spoken straight from the heart.
Dec 13 2007 11:57PM
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-Kieran-
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um pee in her cereal.....haha this thread reminded me of that
Dec 13 2007 11:58PM
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.Kellen.
Posts: 149 - Karma: 97

little cereal !!!!!!

Jan 2 2008 12:26AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
hahahahahaha
Jan 2 2008 12:31AM
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anxju
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hahah make them get you the rest of a complete breakfast
Jan 2 2008 12:47AM
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cmeriptahoe
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this is THE best rant ive read in many a day. thank you.
Jan 2 2008 1:40AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
you cereal?
Jan 2 2008 2:00AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Im tired, but i laughed the entire time i read.
Jan 2 2008 2:05AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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Hahaha QUALITY RANT!!
Jan 2 2008 2:08AM
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solitaryman
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thread of the year....look at his avvy.
Jan 2 2008 2:32AM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
glad to hear that some people agree. trix doesn't even taste the same now. the shapes added a unique texture to each piece, now it is just a bunch of balls
Jan 2 2008 2:34AM
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BMB
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SO TRUE
Jan 2 2008 10:02AM
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Tom.
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I lul'd.
Jan 2 2008 11:31AM
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wev-skis
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ahaha thats hilarious
i like the capitalized words cause it seems to give it more feeling.
Jan 2 2008 12:22PM
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Bloom.
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Jan 28 2008 12:10AM
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hurrisun
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fruit loops are the best thing in the world
Jan 28 2008 12:12AM
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Aenigma
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Oh, ye with little faith.  The Trix rabbit isn't totally whipped by the little shitheads!
Jan 28 2008 12:21AM
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ajax
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that is HILARIOUS!!
Jan 28 2008 12:23AM
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Clebo1
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hahaa

that sounded like its been bottled up inside you for al ong time.

agreed tho. the fukin greedy kids and the rabbit doesnt do shit about it.

Jan 28 2008 12:24AM
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tommihq
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umm... how high were you while writing that? some funny shit
Jan 28 2008 8:48AM
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unchyll
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I heard cap'n crunch was actualy involved in a rape scandal

Jan 28 2008 8:53AM
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GnarBurger
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ik its so gay. why the fuck cant the fuckign rabbit just eat the MOTHER FUCKING CEREAL? its so gay. goddamn kids, have some compassion

Jan 28 2008 10:45AM
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pommes_vertes.
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I heard that swearing a lot makes you cooler.  Completely illegible, but cooler.
Jan 28 2008 4:11PM
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JFerg
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You fucking guy. This is stolen material, and I'm suprised no one above me has noticed. I've seen this on about 5 different internet sites. At least post the link you got it from or write the authors name, don't claim really good material as your own. Fucking guy.
Jan 28 2008 4:16PM
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ryano
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i laughed till i saw this.

its funny. but dont claim it
Jan 28 2008 5:09PM
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.makuma.
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i was gonna say, why would you take the time to rant about this meaningless shit..and dont be a claimer
Jan 28 2008 8:35PM
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