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Baby Accidentally Flushed Down Toilet At Birth

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Mat.
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http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/12/11/baby-accidentally-flushed-at-birth/

talk about having a shitty first day
Dec 12 2007 7:47PM
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Meh42
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Wow. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that baby was born in a toilet.  He's going to have a rough four years of high school if that ever gets out.
Dec 12 2007 7:48PM
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Calb3rt
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im speachless
Dec 12 2007 7:49PM
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*AMILLZ*
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i was almost born over a toilet
hhahahaha
Dec 12 2007 7:50PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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damn asians,  shitting out babies left and right
Dec 12 2007 7:53PM
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ButteredToast.
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Can someone copy and paste it?

Shitty web blockers.
Dec 12 2007 7:57PM
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Calb3rt
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A 36 year-old woman accidentally gave birth yesterday in a train traveling from Tai Dong to Tai Pei. The nine month pregnant woman was in the bathroom when her baby was born and accidentally flushed down the toilet.

When the train reached the next station, an hour and a half later, the rescue team arrived and got to work. They immediately sent the mother to the hospitol while they tried to pull the baby from the toilet bowl opening.

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Due the the babies fading condition, they finally decided to saw the pipe in half and rescued the baby.

She was born weighing 6.6 pounds and is now in stable condition.

Dec 12 2007 8:01PM
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doublexl
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wow...
Dec 12 2007 8:03PM
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vincepru
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HAHAHAHAAHHA wow, that poor baby was born and the first thing it smelled was feces.
Dec 12 2007 8:08PM
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ButteredToast.
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Thanks.


And wow talk about starting off on the wrong foot.


Or toilet persay.
Dec 12 2007 8:11PM
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.d.
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hahahahahahahahahahahah soo true
Dec 12 2007 8:12PM
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anxju
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bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dec 12 2007 8:13PM
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skiRay
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babys scarred forever
Dec 12 2007 8:18PM
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funk.
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oh. my. god.
Dec 12 2007 8:18PM
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Blurst
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gahagh or it could have smelled that blue toilet cleaner stuff
Dec 12 2007 8:23PM
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ButteredToast.
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Im sensing an OWNED! photoshop!
Dec 12 2007 8:26PM
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Alex_thedroog
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haha...he will get a lot of shit if his friends find out about that in the future.
Dec 12 2007 8:27PM
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Holte
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okay. So let me get this straight. The woman was sitting on the toilet, accidentally gave birth without noticing it, didn't notice that there was a crying baby in the toilet, and then flushed the toilet??

The term 'natural selection' keeps bouncing around in the back of my head...
Dec 12 2007 8:35PM
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duckets.
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hahahahhaah silly asians
Dec 12 2007 8:38PM
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Meh42
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Hahahahah, yup.  Or God's way of saying "Slow Down!" to that whole Asian babymaking thing.
Dec 12 2007 8:38PM
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solitaryman
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ahh shit, i just realized thats one more god damn asian moving to vancouver :@
Dec 12 2007 8:49PM
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Meh42
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I have a solution.

Leave a breadcrumb trail of calculator parts to the nearest shitty train station toilet you can find.  When he (naturally) follows the trail and discovers the toilet he'll have a breakdown.  All of those deep repressed memories will come flooding back and he'll leave Vancouver crying.

Bonus points if you rip on him during the whole running away and crying phase.
Dec 12 2007 8:52PM
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ax_murderer
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i bet she already had her two kids and she wanted to get rid of it
Dec 12 2007 8:52PM
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garrett.
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its bono!
Dec 12 2007 8:54PM
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0123456789
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i bet he likes the bitty
Dec 12 2007 9:02PM
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MFinSLC
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how the fuck do u accidentally flush your baby down the toliet.  That mom definitly wanted to get rid of that baby fast or this s the dumbest person on the planet.  Well either way it makes her dumb.
Dec 12 2007 9:09PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
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thats soo insane, good that they saved the baby
Dec 12 2007 9:13PM
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vincepru
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did the umbilical cord cut  itself? dun dun dun... untold mysteries

Dec 12 2007 9:28PM
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ECGove
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hahaha i was skimming the article and i though it said they sawed the baby in half not the pipe
Dec 12 2007 9:34PM
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mackinnon
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BAHAHAHAHA you guys never fail to crack me up
Dec 12 2007 10:20PM
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mothaeast
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anything can happen in asia!
Dec 12 2007 10:23PM
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EL_FINRE
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hahahahahaha yes, perfect reference sp rocks my socks

Dec 12 2007 10:26PM
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magic_steve
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ok i guess accidently popping out a kid on a potentially bumpy train, but FLUSHING?? how was that an accident???
Dec 12 2007 11:01PM
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spere
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how the hell do you find this stuff Mat, its always you
Dec 12 2007 11:04PM
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Mooose...
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someone please...
sooo nessesary right now
Dec 12 2007 11:05PM
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hurrisun
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bwahhaah www.wierdasianews.com
Dec 12 2007 11:07PM
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theres_ghosts
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holy shit thats hiarious.  love it how there like due to the babies conditon they FINALLY decided to just saw the pipe off.  what you worried the johns gonna get hurt?
Dec 12 2007 11:26PM
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