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switch_9
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Go to this website and post some good ones. ~   http://www.bandnamemaker.com/
I'll start...

Crack Pond
Jesus Gene and the alternate mammals
The Politically Incorrect retards
Child Drowning in a Bucket
The Fasting Hookers
Virile Fiesta
Free Mcdonalds!
The Terrorists

Dec 11 2007 10:49PM
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BobTreeBark
Posts: 155 - Karma: 20
Joseph and the Mormons
Dec 11 2007 10:51PM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
Butthole Surfers
Dec 11 2007 11:33PM
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kyle_w
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analcunt
Dec 11 2007 11:39PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
the big fat cunts, rusty trombones
Dec 11 2007 11:40PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
Pink Floyd.

Random name, epic music.
Dec 11 2007 11:40PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
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Dec 11 2007 11:42PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
I didn't check out the website, but the names of my last four bands were:

Mojo Filter
The Heady Mothballs
The Ramsey Mind Darts
and last but not least, Ich glaube es wäre schneller wenn wir es in Stein einmeißeln würden
Dec 12 2007 4:33AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
The Exploding Fuckdolls
Dec 12 2007 5:29AM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
rycp
Dec 12 2007 9:43AM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
* rhcp
Dec 12 2007 9:43AM
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fukeneh
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skinny puppy
job for a cowboy
the number 12 looks like you
Dec 12 2007 12:32PM
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-justice-
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 37
the shins
Dec 12 2007 12:33PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
gogol bordello's another one. i looked up the definition of gogol and it said it was some kind of russian writer, and bordello is another word for a whorehouse.
Dec 12 2007 12:43PM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
Test Icicles or Anal Thunder
Dec 12 2007 1:26PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20

fanny pack

Dec 12 2007 1:30PM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
Peanut Butter Wolf is pretty funny too.
Dec 12 2007 1:30PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
i starting my own rap group and calling it The Ghetto Library
Dec 12 2007 1:33PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
fucking love them.
also:
Disco Biscuits
The Nipples
The Fartz
Circle Jerks
Dec 12 2007 4:21PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
panic! at the disco
boxcar racer
cobra starship
death cab for cutie
foo fighters
hellogoodbye
jack's mannequin
jimmy eat world
kicked in the head

just some bands in my itunes
Dec 12 2007 4:39PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
string cheese incident
Dec 12 2007 4:42PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
stabxyouxinxthexheadxandxeatxyourxface
gay for johnny depp
Dec 12 2007 4:44PM
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FerrattiPGA
Posts: 701 - Karma: 14
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Dec 12 2007 4:51PM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
cockpunch!
Dec 12 2007 8:01PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
the pregnant babies
melt banana
neutral milk hotel
mr. bungle
electric masada
fantomas
gentle giant
meat puppets
naked city
pixies
radiohead
smashing pumpkins
ween

those are a few good ones and theyre all real!!! other than the pregnant babies i made that up
Dec 12 2007 8:23PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
enrequi eglaisias?
Dec 12 2007 8:26PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
almost forgot:
fucklords and
xtc
Dec 12 2007 8:29PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
MORNIGWOOD hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dec 13 2007 3:07PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
peter and the test tube babies.
Dec 13 2007 3:46PM
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TheMajesticLife
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jea pork   that came up when i typed in jea

Dec 13 2007 7:47PM
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mocksteeze
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dying fetus rocks my socks. just went to a show a week and a half ago.

Fuck... I'm Dead.  its a band, no joke
Dec 13 2007 7:54PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

the gapers
eddy and the fece holes

Dec 13 2007 7:58PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
im a big fan of the band name donkey punch (i think theyre from michigan somewhere?).
and i used to play drums for a band called the pregnant cheerleaders.
Dec 13 2007 8:03PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

the anal features
fece fest
beat street
the cornermen in the corner
urine(sp) searchface
insert band name here

Dec 13 2007 8:13PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
SCI!
I have a shirt, they are such a fun band...
Dec 13 2007 8:19PM
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Calb3rt
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meat bigot.
Dec 13 2007 11:10PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
the following come to mind....
Cool Dudes Chillin
I wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook
I would set myself on fire for you
I hate you
I hate myself
My darling you!
Shook ones
Dec 13 2007 11:18PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
The Queers
The Buzzcocks
Dec 13 2007 11:20PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
hahahaa I love that band, plus Shark Punch!!
Dec 13 2007 11:28PM
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steezymcneezy
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G.B.H. but instead of Great Britain Hardcore, it could be a mormon punk band called Gordon B. Hinckley, or a hair band called the Great Big Hair.
Dec 13 2007 11:49PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Anally Fucked With A Cheesegrater
Jesus Anal Penetration
Dec 13 2007 11:52PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
HAHAHA i have a pile of about 10 of those stickers in my drawer, so funny
Dec 14 2007 2:30AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Blonco no-bot
Dec 14 2007 2:40AM
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Casey
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the murdered housewives

Dec 14 2007 2:40AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
GBH stood for Grievous Bodily Harm. It was a level of assault in the British legal system, like something you could be charged with if you attacked someone. Anyways, some more funny names: Arctic Monkeys,Cock Sparrer, Butt Trumpet 
Dec 14 2007 10:40AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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butthole surfers
Dec 14 2007 11:13AM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
I have always loved this band, and there name.  it took my friend a while to get it though.
Dec 14 2007 12:53PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
foxboro hot tubs

mstrkrft

swollen members

weezer

black rebel motorcycle club
Dec 14 2007 1:45PM
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LittleRaisin
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Government Cheese
Dec 14 2007 8:06PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
omg!!!!!!!!!!! fucking love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Portugal. The Man

Sky Eats Airplane

Los Kung Fu Monkeys

Oh Holy Fools

Fear Before the March of Flames

Dec 14 2007 10:53PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
HORSE the band. i love them
Dec 15 2007 9:38AM
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