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TheButterHashira
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I didn't know this was an actual disease
http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/secret-social-phobia

Does anyone have this problem? I think I might have it. I can't piss under pressure or if people are talking around me.
Dec 10 2007 5:37PM
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TheButterHashira
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I am not really sure if I even have this but I'm going to at least pretend so I can get the priveledge of going to the bathroom whenever I please at school
Dec 10 2007 5:39PM
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user098123
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I guess I've had it happen, people I know have just called it having a bit of 'stage fright'.

It's all in your head though, just gotta focus on the wall in front of you or on something else, you'll be shootin your stream in no time.
Dec 10 2007 5:42PM
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garrett.
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why is that bad? you wont have to pee till you get home
Dec 10 2007 5:52PM
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Microcosm
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thats never happened to me but what sucks is when you're on some trip and you go to the restroom because everyone is going but then you realize you don't have to go and you're standing at the urinal and it's really crowded. it's awkward.. you always think people know that you just ended up standing there.
Dec 10 2007 5:59PM
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TheButterHashira
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But you do have to pee. I have trouble concentrating in class when I have to pee really bad and its even worse when your teachers won't let you go. I'm just gonna let my mom write a note to my teachers so they will let me go.

Dec 10 2007 6:04PM
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Microcosm
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I hate teachers like that. it's mostly because people take advantage of going in the middle of class for 10 minutes but still.
Dec 10 2007 6:09PM
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Ruski
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im not a fan of goin' when its quiet, im not gonna lie i love it when theres music playing in the restrooms especially if its classical i like a dramatic crescendo
Dec 10 2007 8:26PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahaha yeah my cousin has this! last time i was in the airport with him he had to hold it for about an hour, he tried sooo many times but everytime there were mad people in there and he can't do it. he was sooo happy to get on that plane hahaha.
Dec 10 2007 8:29PM
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duckets.
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hahahaha i def have this
i can't piss unless i have a stall, and sometimes i still can't
not fun stuff
i can pee around people i'm comfortable with though
Dec 10 2007 8:42PM
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2+2=5
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its all in your head
Dec 10 2007 8:43PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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I had the same problem before.  Then i stopped masturbating everyday and it stopped.
Dec 10 2007 8:45PM
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steevner
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i don't want to think what happens at this crescendo
Dec 10 2007 8:47PM
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Alex_thedroog
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haha, I piss anywhere.  like in the middle of a ski run or parking lot, or outside of a school
when I have to go I go where I please.
Dec 10 2007 8:55PM
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B.Snow
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ya that sucks ... i definitely have that lol 
Dec 10 2007 8:58PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Im with ya bud. Anyone talking around me or even sometiems a person in the stall beside me and I have to find soemthing to kill time until they leave. I never piss after movies the restrooms are just too crowded. I stopped bringing drinks into movies for that reason.

HOWEVER for whatever reason it disappears when Im drunk. I can let her fly anywhere and the stream comes. Its interesting.
Dec 10 2007 9:20PM
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comeatmebro
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probably something how you get more social when drunk as well? idk.
Dec 10 2007 9:22PM
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doublexl
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hahaha, that happened to me the other day. it was so weird. i kinda just stood there and acted like it.
Dec 10 2007 9:28PM
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mistaskia
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hahah.... when you gotta go, u gotta go
Dec 10 2007 9:34PM
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skifree919
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haha i totally have a shy bladder. But like the other guy said, its not as bad when im drunk. I think im overcoming it with age though. Its getting less and less bad.
Dec 10 2007 9:40PM
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TheButterHashira
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It might be but its something that you can't help. It's like OCD kind of.
Dec 10 2007 9:47PM
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duckets.
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same w/ the drunk part
Dec 10 2007 9:52PM
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Microcosm
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that's what I usually do too. then I eventually flush and get out of there quickly. it's always really odd. haha, I guess I'm not the only one it happens to.
Dec 10 2007 10:13PM
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Microcosm
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I always end up doing that on camping trips. like we're in the woods for a few days camping and pissing when we want and then I'll get back to a town or civilized life or whatever and I still end up pissing wherever and then I usually realize where I am. I've pissed in some pretty odd places.

bahahha, now I have to add to this rambling post the story of me and my friend at sleep away camp years back. it was night and the older kids got to stay out later and hang out and I really had to piss but the bathroom was locked. I couldn't make it back to our cabin so my friends like dude just piss on that cabin and I was like hell no. then he's like dude, I'll do it. so he goes over and starts doing it. (it was dark, you couldn't see shit, no gay references here.) then I'm like alright and I go. long story short 5 kids start pissing on this cabin. then a light flips on and someone in there is like what's the noise outside? funniest thing ever, we ran like hell. that started a tradition of pissing where we wanted to at camp. props for reading that whole messed up story if you did.
Dec 10 2007 10:20PM
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ax_murderer
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i do what i want pee where i wish
Dec 11 2007 12:43AM
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footcrunk
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its all in your dick
Dec 11 2007 12:51AM
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Benedetto.
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why would anyone brag about having this?


everyone gets shy around people. your not supposed to be comfortable pissing around people haha
Dec 11 2007 12:58AM
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solitaryman
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hence the name
Dec 11 2007 12:59AM
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aja_kiki
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teehee pee shy!
Dec 11 2007 11:18AM
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ThaLetterM.
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is there an exact opposite of pee shy? because i think i have that. i pee anywhere...outdoors, indoors, in cars, anywere
Dec 11 2007 11:24AM
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Alex_thedroog
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one time these 2 girls I knew were laughing really had and had to pee...so one of them pee'd in my friends car and the other one laughed so hard that she pee'd too.
Dec 11 2007 12:31PM
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yelsel
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thats disgusting dude
Dec 11 2007 12:53PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Don't try and act like you never did it.


I knew this crazy punk bitch that peed in someones back seat just cause she didn't like her.

More on the topic of the thread though, I usually just go when I gotta go, I don't think about it that much. Are you really shy about something having to do with taking a pee?? Just get in the zone and take care of business.
Dec 11 2007 1:06PM
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yelsel
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hahaha dude...nah never pissed in anyones car.

i like to use restrooms when i go pee
Dec 11 2007 1:11PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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i CANNOT piss in hosipitals, ive had to sit in one a couple times for over an extra 6 hours just cause i cant piss cause they have to see u piss after surgery or for urine samples
Dec 11 2007 1:18PM
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FapMasterFLEX
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hahahah same when i have to piss for a test or whatever i cant
Dec 11 2007 1:58PM
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jimmychung
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have you ever seen wanderlust when gerhard goes to thailand?? the bizarre thai practice where people massage you while you're at the urinal causes him to be pee shy. and then he gets all depressed about it and he sits in his room in his speedo with his nut hanging out and mutters in his german accent "and i look down upon zee normal people, who know not the torture of a bashful bladder"

i fucking love wanderlust.

but no, i don't have this problem.
Dec 11 2007 2:02PM
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KLovelace
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are you also a nervous poo-er?
Dec 11 2007 2:39PM
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Alex_thedroog
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Yeah it  is...I am just glad it wasn't in my car.
Dec 11 2007 4:26PM
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